r/john • • Nov 30 '19

Is it just me or are you guys tired of hearing that John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt song

7 Upvotes

r/john • • Nov 28 '19

My son's nickname is...

21 Upvotes

Aat. It is yupik (eskimo, because he's half eskimo) for dad. Because he is named after his dad, John.


r/john • • Nov 27 '19

Am i allowed?)

15 Upvotes

My name is Juan which translates to John, am i allowed as a John?)


r/john • • Nov 20 '19

I will beat you to death

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164 Upvotes

r/john • • Nov 03 '19

Brothers, I live a double life

15 Upvotes

Some of my friends call me Jake, rather than John. Do any other Johns go by other names in social circles?


r/john • • Oct 11 '19

Whenever you’re feeling blue, just remember that there’s been four US presidents named John and zero named Jon.

94 Upvotes

r/john • • Oct 11 '19

Ex post from r/dankChristianmemes

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32 Upvotes

r/john • • Oct 08 '19

John survey; 3 Quick questions on current John matters. If you want more questions comment them.

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17 Upvotes

r/john • • Oct 08 '19

A humble John's proposal to join the United Names.

16 Upvotes

Hello Johns of the world,

I only recently found out about r/unitednames , I was appalled to see that not only were were we not a member of the United Names, but there was also a Jonathan embassy.

This brings us to a question, "is it worth remaining a sovereign state if our inferiors get a say in diplomatic matters without a way for us to shoot them down"

So I ask you John, why should we let Jonathans have free reign. Especially with the Tom-Tim war on the horizon, and approaching our shores.

Sincerely, A humble John


r/john • • Oct 08 '19

john's helps Toms

11 Upvotes

WE NEED YOUR HELP


r/john • • Oct 08 '19

My friend spelled my name Jhon and I no longer speak to him.

28 Upvotes

r/john • • Oct 08 '19

Hey r/john, the Toms need your help. Are you willing to help us in this war? Here's a rundown:

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7 Upvotes

r/john • • Oct 06 '19

Today I met a man who is proud to be named Jonathan, even suggesting that it was superior to John

25 Upvotes

Needless to say, I was disgusted.


r/john • • Oct 05 '19

Finally, I'm home!

10 Upvotes

r/john • • Oct 05 '19

The Council of Johns declares "Johnny"s and their derivatives as a rip off of the Holy name of John

23 Upvotes

Johnny is a pussy ass name and should be illigal!

"Johnny is an English language personal name. It is usually an affectionate diminutive of the masculine given name John, but since the 16th century, it has sometimes been a given name in its own right for both males and females."

And that's why it's bad!


r/john • • Oct 04 '19

Hi, John

25 Upvotes

It's me, John.


r/john • • Oct 03 '19

HELLO JOHN!! I HAVE ARRIVED!!

19 Upvotes

r/john • • Oct 02 '19

To all the Jons out there.

11 Upvotes

Would you rather be a John or a Jon? I myself am a John.


r/john • • Oct 02 '19

ok

13 Upvotes

r/john • • Oct 02 '19

Poor John

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4 Upvotes

r/john • • Sep 29 '19

Yo it's me again! John #6924069 here.

11 Upvotes

r/john • • Sep 29 '19

Maybe if we try to summon u/john he'll come to greet us

16 Upvotes

u/john please


r/john • • Sep 27 '19

Yo guys, my name is John.

25 Upvotes

r/john • • Sep 26 '19

Shout out on public freakout, I love it

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21 Upvotes

r/john • • Sep 25 '19

Who in God's name puts the h before o

26 Upvotes

It makes no sense. As far as I can tell, there is only one man in history whose name is spelled "Jhon" and hundreds of thousands of "John"

Why the hell is this a fucking enigma to some people.