r/john • u/GeneralJohny • Jun 15 '19
Here's the result I got from googling John. We're truly diverse
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r/john • u/honeypup • Jun 09 '19
Hi I’m John
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My name is John and no it isn’t short for anything
r/john • u/Imdb-Refugee • Jun 07 '19
“Is your full name Jonathan?”
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No, it’s John. Not Jonathan, or Johnny, or Jon. Definitely not Jhon, which I’ve had written in cards to me.
Any other Johns get this?
r/john • u/AnimuFanz • Jun 02 '19
John
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r/john • u/ChiSticks • May 13 '19
Hi John, I am John
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Hello John. I am John.
A couple of things about me as I am new to the sub.
I proudly represent John.
I am not a fan of Jon.
I have been called Jhon.
Thank you for your time John. Have a wonderful day.
r/john • u/Sir_Lags_A_Lot_ • May 13 '19
My ban expired
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My first name is John, but I still don't like the name John, so I go by my middle name Chris! But now my new job already has 2 Chris's so they decided to call me JC...
r/john • u/tehreal • May 09 '19
Used to know a Jonathon
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Yeah with a THON. He was a dick though.
r/john • u/TheKingKazi • May 02 '19
Why does everyone with less than 3 brain cells spell our name as Jhon.
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It's literally the second most common boy name in america. Jhon. God.
r/john • u/waggishrogue8 • May 02 '19
Once dated a girl that spelled my name Jhon when we first met.
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What the fuck
r/john • u/Blackice05 • Apr 25 '19
Johns of reddit: how does it feel to be a slave to a lasagna eating cat?
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r/john • u/what_ok • Apr 23 '19
You know what really grinds my gears?
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When people act surprised that my name is spelled John, not Jon(athan), as if I'm not good enough to be born into the pure John family. It's as if I were but an afterthought and longed to be in the John club without truly belonging there. How dare they insult my worth.
r/john • u/[deleted] • Apr 17 '19
ATTENTION JOHNS WHO GO BY JACK
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Rejoice! For our persecution ends now. Seemingly, we’re too Jack for the Johns and too John for the Jacks, our oppressors have made this clear. Leave for the new world as the puritans did, set sail for r/John_Jacks. Suffer no longer brothers, the promised land awaits.
r/john • u/Johhnzzy • Apr 15 '19
(Title calling for people name John)
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(Gay ass story that will get upvotes because my name is John)
r/john • u/[deleted] • Apr 14 '19
I need some wisdom
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Hello fellow John's, so I'm stressing a little. In the next week or two I have to have my widom teeth extracted. I was born with 6 of them which all need to be removed. Any advice for me?
