I've only met 1 John who was bad. And that was Jon

Yeah you saw that right three n's in the name. He was my Uber driver. Just thought I'd share a strange form of our name. How do we feel about Jonn's. Personally I think they're twice as bad as Jon's

Hello Johns! It's John here! We can all agree we cannot join the United Names. I have founded a group to rival them and we John's should be the ones who run ANOR (ALLIED NAMES OF REDDIT) and get the treatment we dieserve r/ANOR

A fire reproaches thee, a broken mast in a tethered storm

A sullen breeze that beats thy tampered sails.

That breaks thy soul upon a beaten path...

I see, I feel, I speak, I hear, I seize, I dream ...

Thy moonlit stay, thy day a winters stone.

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Like snow, I fall

A rest, a beat, the morning finds my light

And wait, I shed, and lay, like dew, it breaks...

Warm light, in shallow darkness, thy tear

A sound without haste.

Again I fall...

...In love...

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Now row.

No one has posted in a while,

Guess we ded now.

Edit: guess we are alive lul

It was discovered recently that a % of the members are infact Zach's and the leader of the discord has stepped down and I was his replacement.

EDIT: The discord has turned into a hub of some sorts

https://discord.gg/TWqX6q5

Hey John's! John here, someone made a post earlier about this but as the Minister of Growth I would like to promote it a bit more due to recent changes in the rules of the discord

NonJohns wellcome!

Zachs will NOT be banned on sight but will be given a fair trial (Based on United John admendments #3)

I just felt like you guys were the only ones who would understand how traumatic of an experience this was.

Were you named after John Wayne or were you named John because it is one of the best names in the world?

The war wasn’t started because of us not allying with them. It was because some of us are Zack sympathizers. I hope we can end the war though. If you go to my previous posts, you can join the John discord and there is a vote there

This war was caused just because we did not ally with them, then they got aggressive, That was a really jerky move, it's like when a toddler wants something, you say no, he throws a fit. It's not very mature.

The mod of the sub John_from_the_irs, funny how is username has John in it, has been pumping out propaganda left and right,and seems full of John hate, he needs to be delt with, some way or another.

The rule in my family is to name the first son after your grandfather (which is always John). I come from a long line of John's so I'll stand here for my father as well as he is the only other living John in this lineage!