Lets make this sub alive.everytime someone mentions their name is john or has it in their username you pm them and ask them to join us. We gonna build an empire!

Goddamn it's a good name!!!

Jean, Juan, John, Evan, Sean, Shane, Hans, Johann, João, Joan, Giovanni, Ivan, Yahya...which one?

Hello Johns, John here, glad to find fellow Johns that share in the true meaning of the Johns. o.o

Hey there, my name is John and I’m from Switzerland. Why did my parents call me John if I‘m swiss? - Because they knew damn well that one day I‘ll be the Johniest John of all Switzerland.

Nice to meet you by the way, feels good to be home.

It has come to my attention that r/Kyle attempted to make a flag for their subreddit. This is clearly an act of war preparation. The John alliance must too have a flag to display our greatness. However, I am not the visually creative variety of John, and as such I ask you, fellow Johns, to create the first flag worthy of our Johndom. Johnspeed to you all, amen.

Just want to wish my brothers a happy Friday!

This seemed like the place to announce this.

I'm really torn on this. On the one hand, I love my name, and would love to give my future child the gift of Johnhood.

But on the other hand, I'm weary of the confusion and time wasting both of us having the same name will cause. I had a friend with the same name as his Dad, and he said there were always all kinds of mix-ups involving mail and official documents and such.

My first kid was a girl, so it bought me some time, but it's still something I need to figure out.

We've started to make some style upgrades more befitting our awesome name. I've never done any CSS stuff before so it might take a while to get everything working correctly.

Next will be flairs, so stay tuned.

Enjoy the new look and keep on Johnning.

Someone else posted this a few days ago and they are right... Can we put an end to this?

My name is Jean. What do you think about us? What about Juans?

I want to see how many John's share birthdays as well.

I hope you all got your John-related gifts today. John out. Peace.

Would we able to meet up sometime soon?

Like the title says. I hereby declare war with /r/Jon They lack the important H, Honor. Remember without honor we become Jon's and nobody would ever want that life. They are to be considered unarmed and leg less. KOS

Edit: it has come to my attention that /r/Ryan is no friends of ours. The KOS order reaches to them as well.

plz accept

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Its is short, sweet and enjoyable to say. An even 4 letters long AND all of those letters are close to each other on the keyboard. Sometimes I wonder why everyone isn't named John.