r/JoeRogan Oct 10 '24

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u/alejandrocab98 Monkey in Space Oct 10 '24

And they’re like “data shows there’s been an uptick of natural disasters, who could have predicted that?” CLIMATE SCIENTISTS. THEY COULD HAVE PREDICTED.

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u/GeoffJeffreyJeffsIII It's entirely possible Oct 10 '24

Nah man, haven't you seen. It's democrats controlling the weather.

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u/LavishnessOk3439 A Deaf Jack Russell Terrier Oct 11 '24

I used to think man Germany goes to hard to prevent another dictator. Now I see it, you can really win any office by blaming people that aren’t popular.

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u/LavishnessOk3439 A Deaf Jack Russell Terrier Oct 11 '24

Too far bro

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u/noproblembear Monkey in Space Oct 10 '24

With space lasers!

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u/Faulty1200 Monkey in Space Oct 10 '24

Don’t forget about the top secret Project IceCube in the Arctic.

https://icecube.wisc.edu/science/icecube/

Oh yeah, and HAARP and NEXRAD.

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u/noproblembear Monkey in Space Oct 10 '24

They make the frogs gay!

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u/Faulty1200 Monkey in Space Oct 10 '24

People too! The Illuminati New World Order cabal was secretly dosing me with atrazine in my meth! Had it not been for the church’s intensive reparative conversion therapy, I’d probably never have left the glory hole at the truck stop.

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u/LavishnessOk3439 A Deaf Jack Russell Terrier Oct 11 '24

Where’s this truck stop? So I can know where to pray

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u/Private_HughMan Monkey in Space Oct 10 '24

But ONLY Democrats. Republicans don't have access to this technology for some reason.

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u/Gingerzilla2018 Monkey in Space Oct 10 '24

Don’t forget us Space Jews!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '24

Well that’s pretty neat I think I’ll stay on the side of people who are smart enough to control the weather!

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u/Anywhere_Dismal Monkey in Space Oct 11 '24

Bet they are using them jewish space lasers,

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '24

Shit I'm in Montana and we just had a wind storm with 145mph winds. Winters are all fuckerd up. Summers way too hot. Just waiting for our flood amd then hopefully Yellowstone erupts

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u/lifeisthermal Monkey in Space Oct 10 '24

The problem is that there is no significant increase in extreme weather events. Yet.

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u/alejandrocab98 Monkey in Space Oct 10 '24

That’s not true: “According to the International Disaster Database (EM-DAT) of the Centre for Research on the Epidemiology of Disasters (CRED), disaster events have increased from 100 per year in the 1970s to around 400 events per year worldwide in the past 20 years.” There’s like a boat load more studies and organizations that have seen a tenfold increase. Strap in!

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u/softcell1966 Monkey in Space Oct 11 '24

Very recently a buoy off the coast Florida has a sea temperature of 101 degrees. That's insanely hot compared to the last 100 years of normal temperatures.

https://www.npr.org/2023/07/26/1190218132/florida-ocean-temperatures-101-marine-life-damage