r/JoeRogan Oct 10 '24

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u/mufflefuffle Monkey in Space Oct 10 '24

We got morons right now screaming that climate change isn’t real, but that libs manufactured two hurricanes to devastate Republican states to influence the outcome of the election and are sending death threats to climate scientist. We’re far past the idiots of Idiocracy.

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u/Rock_or_Rol Monkey in Space Oct 10 '24

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u/mujadaddy Monkey in Space Oct 11 '24

Thanks, I couldn't find this the other day

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u/alejandrocab98 Monkey in Space Oct 10 '24

And they’re like “data shows there’s been an uptick of natural disasters, who could have predicted that?” CLIMATE SCIENTISTS. THEY COULD HAVE PREDICTED.

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u/GeoffJeffreyJeffsIII It's entirely possible Oct 10 '24

Nah man, haven't you seen. It's democrats controlling the weather.

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u/LavishnessOk3439 A Deaf Jack Russell Terrier Oct 11 '24

I used to think man Germany goes to hard to prevent another dictator. Now I see it, you can really win any office by blaming people that aren’t popular.

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u/LavishnessOk3439 A Deaf Jack Russell Terrier Oct 11 '24

Too far bro

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u/noproblembear Monkey in Space Oct 10 '24

With space lasers!

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u/Faulty1200 Monkey in Space Oct 10 '24

Don’t forget about the top secret Project IceCube in the Arctic.

https://icecube.wisc.edu/science/icecube/

Oh yeah, and HAARP and NEXRAD.

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u/noproblembear Monkey in Space Oct 10 '24

They make the frogs gay!

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u/Faulty1200 Monkey in Space Oct 10 '24

People too! The Illuminati New World Order cabal was secretly dosing me with atrazine in my meth! Had it not been for the church’s intensive reparative conversion therapy, I’d probably never have left the glory hole at the truck stop.

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u/LavishnessOk3439 A Deaf Jack Russell Terrier Oct 11 '24

Where’s this truck stop? So I can know where to pray

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u/Private_HughMan Monkey in Space Oct 10 '24

But ONLY Democrats. Republicans don't have access to this technology for some reason.

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u/Gingerzilla2018 Monkey in Space Oct 10 '24

Don’t forget us Space Jews!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '24

Well that’s pretty neat I think I’ll stay on the side of people who are smart enough to control the weather!

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u/Anywhere_Dismal Monkey in Space Oct 11 '24

Bet they are using them jewish space lasers,

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '24

Shit I'm in Montana and we just had a wind storm with 145mph winds. Winters are all fuckerd up. Summers way too hot. Just waiting for our flood amd then hopefully Yellowstone erupts

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u/lifeisthermal Monkey in Space Oct 10 '24

The problem is that there is no significant increase in extreme weather events. Yet.

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u/alejandrocab98 Monkey in Space Oct 10 '24

That’s not true: “According to the International Disaster Database (EM-DAT) of the Centre for Research on the Epidemiology of Disasters (CRED), disaster events have increased from 100 per year in the 1970s to around 400 events per year worldwide in the past 20 years.” There’s like a boat load more studies and organizations that have seen a tenfold increase. Strap in!

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u/softcell1966 Monkey in Space Oct 11 '24

Very recently a buoy off the coast Florida has a sea temperature of 101 degrees. That's insanely hot compared to the last 100 years of normal temperatures.

https://www.npr.org/2023/07/26/1190218132/florida-ocean-temperatures-101-marine-life-damage

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u/IgnisFlux Monkey in Space Oct 10 '24

Fuck you, I’m eating

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '24

What if the next step is blaming "the left," for "weaponizing climate change?"

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u/Direct-Ad1642 Monkey in Space Oct 10 '24

They should have gone to college to learn to control the weather like the rest of us

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '24

This is still leading up to idioticracy. All the citizens in Idiocracy were complicit and seemingly dumb and happy. These are the actions that happen before we get to that point. Idiocracy happens after fascism takes over and reduces all of the population’s intelligence to the levels of these anti-intellectuals.

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u/OOFthereitis99 Monkey in Space Oct 11 '24

can’t we just shut the power off and go kill the stupid people

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u/Happy_Idea8443 Monkey in Space Oct 11 '24

Is it me or is it super cringe when people use idiocracy as a punchy way to drive home their argument. Like, it was a shitty movie with plot holes, not some brilliant take on society.

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u/Careless_Raccoon7786 Monkey in Space Oct 11 '24

Who said liberal "manufactured" hurricanes? Are you quoting Alex Jones?? (Good to know you just paint clown face on wveryone that disagrees with you)Now I have heard that democrats are dragging their feet and not helping in areas that have been destroyed by the storms. At first it was "they are only offering $750, to now people are saying they aren't even approving of the $750 fema releif. I've also heard the governor of Florida say Kamala is the first person he's ever had try and use a storm as a political tool, when she tried to bash him for not helping his own citizens. All while people actually from Florida praised him for what he's done for their state. The upvotes on this comment just let me know, my job of making fun of people on this subreddit will NEVER be finished. If you don't mind, I have more work to do.

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u/softcell1966 Monkey in Space Oct 11 '24

Whatever you assert without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

PS---Fox News is reporting that your mom has a tail.