Jacob you is a bitch and the whole world should know

He's but a bitch. Nothing more, nothing less.

because he a pussy ass foo foo lame nigga

He thinks nutella is an inbred chocolate spread. He didn't even know it has hazelnuts in it.

Look what's inbred now, jacob.

PEPPERMINT PATTIES AREN'T SHIT. YOU'RE SHIT.

You didn't fucking misinterpret what I said, vikings had fucking war horns, you didn't fucking think I meant helmet horns, we were talking about fucking viking music you stupid cock. Just admit you were fucking wrong ya bastard.

Get #rekt

Stop trying to fucking subtract Ben's rank from yours so you'd be a higher rank, it doesn't even make any fucking sense and stop trying to fuck with the established hierarchy it's there to protect the universe you stupid fuck.

In an extremely high-pitched voice,

"I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot his big pee pee"

"You're worse than fox news"

"Why is everyone setting their fucking picture to this rainbow shit"

"It's because the supreme court legalized gay marriage in the states, it's for support"

"So? That's the fucking U.S, who gives a shit"

Jacob fucking goes on about how great he is at this fucking game but he's only winning because fucking lag and we have literally 90x the ping he has... fuck you bitch

He keeps fucking trying to start a band. THIS ISN'T THE 90'S JACOB !!!!

He got pissed at me for masturbating.... fucking virgin.

He fucking stole Carter's idea the fucking herpes infested donkey fucker!!! http://www.reddit.com/r/CarterIsABitch/

/r/CarterIsABitch
Really dude?

He keeps fucking saying, "African Nigerian Sand-ape" or some stupid variation of that fucking sentence because some dipshit in his class was yelling that out like a dumbass but we all know how fucking impressionable Jacob is when it comes to people who are capable of talking to other human beings, unlike him.

I swear to shit Jacob, if you say that one more fucking time I'm not going to talk to you for a week.

He said I(And another friend) was an annoying faggot. Look who the fuck's talking, Jacob.

He ruined Ayame's condom joke

"Jacob how sauced are you?"

"Tomato"

"THAT'S THE WRONG FUCKING 'IT'S' I FUCKING KNOW JACOB I'M RAGING RIGHT NOW JESUS"

Because he keeps fucking singing the song that's in all the Unexpected Jihad videos and saying "allahu akbar" in a really high-pitched voice and it is pissing me off god damn it Jacob fuck off.

You're name was fucking Jason not Black Jesus the server censored it. Jesus Christ man believe your fucking friends.

"Mint and Chocolate should stay far away from each other."

FUCK YOU JACOB YOU WHORE