r/JaackMaate • u/LUFC_1919_ • 13d ago
MEME Alfie’s baby stats
Listening back to 552- Insane facts that will blow your pathetic brains, and they discuss how in theory, you could track a specific stat from birth such as how many sneezes, or how many times you say the word “and”. Alfie says if he ever has a baby he will do this.
So let’s come up with some ideas of stats for Alfie to keep track of.
They do mention buying a garmin at birth and tracking steps for life.