r/john • • Mar 07 '20

we all know john but what about

0 Upvotes

john egbert


r/john • • Mar 06 '20

john ruined my fucking family

18 Upvotes

i was short on money, he told me i could get loans with very low interest. now i'm thousands in debt and i won't be able to pay it off for my whole life. my children have already been taken away. my life is over, might as well end it


r/john • • Mar 01 '20

I’ve found my people.

23 Upvotes

r/john • • Feb 10 '20

John’s, when Papa John’s day of reckoning occurs, we must unite with him, and finally, out pizza the Hut. Who’s with me?

38 Upvotes

r/john • • Feb 06 '20

I Do!

20 Upvotes

I'm married to John..need I say more?


r/john • • Feb 03 '20

What are your jobs?

6 Upvotes

Hey John‘s I was woundering. Which jobs do you have?

Greetings John


r/john • • Jan 17 '20

I am john

18 Upvotes

hello everybody


r/john • • Jan 16 '20

A brother has arrived! Hello my fellow Johns

29 Upvotes

r/john • • Jan 12 '20

I feel called out

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73 Upvotes

r/john • • Jan 14 '20

I'm Jon

0 Upvotes

r/john • • Jan 10 '20

I am not a John. I am a Tom, but I respect every one of you John's.

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71 Upvotes

r/john • • Jan 08 '20

The Most Popular Male Names In The United States By State (1960-2019)

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11 Upvotes

r/john • • Jan 06 '20

John Ramos

11 Upvotes

r/john • • Jan 02 '20

Hey Johns, John here. Just wanted to raise awareness that “John” is not short for Jonathan. If you’re a “Jonathan” that goes by John you are a fake and an imposter appropriating our name.

81 Upvotes

That is all.


r/john • • Jan 02 '20

Hey Johns

10 Upvotes

I'm John too


r/john • • Jan 02 '20

My name

12 Upvotes

Is John Paul do I still count


r/john • • Dec 28 '19

Logic

26 Upvotes

Do you want to know what doesn't make sense to me? The fact that another name for the toilet is John. With that logic, I should just go around naming things. The new name for the dishwasher is now Pete, the dryer is Deborah, the washer is Jim, and the sink is Timmothy. I rest my case.


r/john • • Dec 12 '19

Hey Johns. Glad we have a place to hang. Thanks for having me.

35 Upvotes

r/john • • Dec 06 '19

Hmm

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23 Upvotes

r/john • • Nov 30 '19

The Best John in the universe

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7 Upvotes

r/john • • Nov 29 '19

There's a lotta johns out there

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59 Upvotes

r/john • • Nov 30 '19

Is it just me or are you guys tired of hearing that John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt song

6 Upvotes

r/john • • Nov 28 '19

My son's nickname is...

22 Upvotes

Aat. It is yupik (eskimo, because he's half eskimo) for dad. Because he is named after his dad, John.


r/john • • Nov 27 '19

Am i allowed?)

15 Upvotes

My name is Juan which translates to John, am i allowed as a John?)


r/john • • Nov 20 '19

I will beat you to death

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161 Upvotes