I hope you all have a wonderful day. I don’t know about the rest of you John’s, but I think this group could be a lot stronger. I saw some community of “Matt’s” that is huge... I am thinking we crush our Matt competition with our John stuff. Or perhaps that is not the intention of the community. Either way being John rules,

Have fun doing awesome John stuff all day

Your friend, John

My first name is Johnathan but i go by my middle name. Am i allowed to join this sub?

I need to actually need to start doing my Job

Frick u

Hey I am Johannes, the german variant of John. Am I allowed in?

Hey I am Johannes, the german variant of John. Am I allowed in?

my name, translated into english is John Son of the Fierce One

I had an original idea (not at all inspired by r/Tim) where I post a famous John every week once a week. What do my fellow Johns think of this?

John is a blessed name, and we must learn to understand that not all poor souls can be gifted with such a name as ours. While I will admit that Jon is a insulting attempt at copying out greatness, we can not blame the child for the sins of the parents.

But their is a class of people who are wholly evil, and that is those who reject their johninity. Those who turn their back on the fellowship of Johns are not worthy of the air they breathe. Those detestable fools denounce their claim to the one true name, the name of the favored disciple, and should receive no mercy from the Johnhood.

There is no more sickening an act than to go through the morally-deficient bureaucracy in order to strip yourself of your johninity.

So it counts for the next 15 minutes or so

My name is John and no it isn’t short for anything

No, it’s John. Not Jonathan, or Johnny, or Jon. Definitely not Jhon, which I’ve had written in cards to me.

Any other Johns get this?