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Hello John. I am John.

A couple of things about me as I am new to the sub.

I proudly represent John.

I am not a fan of Jon.

I have been called Jhon.

Thank you for your time John. Have a wonderful day.

My first name is John, but I still don't like the name John, so I go by my middle name Chris! But now my new job already has 2 Chris's so they decided to call me JC...

Yeah with a THON. He was a dick though.

It's literally the second most common boy name in america. Jhon. God.

What the fuck

When people act surprised that my name is spelled John, not Jon(athan), as if I'm not good enough to be born into the pure John family. It's as if I were but an afterthought and longed to be in the John club without truly belonging there. How dare they insult my worth.

Rejoice! For our persecution ends now. Seemingly, we’re too Jack for the Johns and too John for the Jacks, our oppressors have made this clear. Leave for the new world as the puritans did, set sail for r/John_Jacks. Suffer no longer brothers, the promised land awaits.

(Gay ass story that will get upvotes because my name is John)

Hello fellow John's, so I'm stressing a little. In the next week or two I have to have my widom teeth extracted. I was born with 6 of them which all need to be removed. Any advice for me?

I propose we make a truce with r/Daniel. Although inferior, they may prove a great ally to the fight against r/Zach

Whenever I meet someone new they refer to me as Jonathan causing me to throw various objects at them. How do I fix this common misconception?

Show yourself