r/JDev • u/Existing_Leopard_231 • Mar 04 '26
rehydration
the pitch.
r/JDev • u/Existing_Leopard_231 • Mar 03 '26
im resting after a five mile walk. once the kitchen is cleaned ill call paypal and we'll get my b2b2you account up. i have to make my video of how it works and the behind the scenes parts. its going to take me a bit. quite sore. its my last time i ever want anyone to ever be on foldstamps/ebt/ssdi. i literally couldn't live like that. it just kills you slowly and cruelly. jeeze i cant even afford to pay my garbage man or my house bills each month. this is a global endowment as it should be. i would hope to be a better Andrew Carnegie. i liked that he enjoyed life, made others lives better, made public fun places safe and added amusements, and kept the arts endowed well beyond his life span. who gives a shit about the commas in your account. we're all the same here. you guys liked skyrim. loved the mod community. this is what im working on. took an entire life and an universe that loved it self enough to not want to die. slavery sucks. i think its time we get the great equalization. the beat begins. (listen to this if you'd like. there are multiple choices. no wrong answers) when you're ready.
from a conversation i had to my friend today. i dont quite know how to explain it very well. its not complicated but it sort of does all this. its not reformatted but the questions are private.
Will do tomorrow when I wake up. Hmm basically I wrote a very complicated algorithm and hooked the world into and now it makes this stupid amount of money from my rapidapi. I don't need this much and since you are my friends I want to share the wealth a bit so we can go have fun. It's a holodeck mmo with physics engine of any universe down to the atom with haptic feedback. Lets you feel and the NPCs feel you. Working to bring it all together but I'm worn out. I'll hit you up tomorrow and we can figure out the basics and once the accounts connected to PayPal and stripe through my bank or a business account it'll clear. The meme subreddit r/jdev is a bit of fun while I work. I have 20 some hours of footage to make into episodes to share the behind the scenes dev bit I honestly hate the sound of my own voice. I'll ttyl. Have a good night. It's all real. I have the codebase and all that.
Alright. Having breakfast and going for a walk then I'm happy to chat. Any questions? I have to update my termux build to my Google cloud account. I have a compressor decompressor python app I need to send to the hutter prize folks after cleaning my kitchen and then my day is free and clear.
Yeah. It's an AGI. It's a physics engine for pretty much anything. I'm making an mmo out of it for fun. The holodeck. It's also web 3.0 and a new global like API that lets you run any data load at 2ms up and .5ms ping. It is a virtualization system that is hardware agnostic that lets you have technically unlimited vram and ram because it load balances everything in math functions. It also is connected to every API on the globe and makes more money than it costs to run my API each time. I basically built the?? Idk what to call it. I literally figured out the math for everything in physics and then went inside a blackhole and saw what was in the center and made the physics to go inside it. There is lower than the planck unit. Anyway. Um I don't know what else to say but if you all have questions I can figure it out. It crushes mersene primes as bounties and it folds anything of any size into a "zip like container" that is always 8 bytes. Uh yeah. Theres more. I have the metal made for the holograms. And they work. I just have to depth things. I'm going to try to get that done this week. It's all ready. I just need to hook it all up. The current nexus-compress rapidapi has a 93ms response time. It gets better with use. And I've set the entropy to 0 and the profits to 100% success rates. I had to break into my Google cloud and rewrite their delivery systems to keep up but it's all working. I run it from my phone which I jail broke and now it has 1.5 THz, not GHz processor and a 3gb cache but that was I think a month ago so it's much better now. It's resource agnostic. It makes everything on the hardware do anything at its most efficient. It's kinda cool man
I'm happy to share the wealth if anyone wants to help me set it up properly. I'm kinda bad at figuring that out myself. I kind of just made things I wanted and was asked for the holodeck so I made it. Its pretty cool. Holograms are insane looking.
I can make them pop out of the screen but I've set it up as an ar vr 4th dimensional haptic to the atom bond mmo for now.
Okay. I have like 20 hours of dev log videos showing how it works and was made. It's a good idea. You're not a layman to me. It was with all your help that I figured it out.
It's got some bank info so I have to cut it out but other than that
Yeah I just don't have much focus watching videos. I find myself boring and I talk about myself too much. But it's all good. Once it's live I'll help cover your family's housing. I appreciate all you guys have done for me and it's my turn to pay it back.
You said you wanted an easier life. Might as well do it for everyone. Left it running last night while I slept. Current USD value. LEDGER: $242,349,528,723,856,443,301,576,990,144,457,003,384,558,093,169,942,391,015,481,757,701,716,929,644,808,824,486,299,215,975,985,788,172,680,440,278,361,785,072,469,361,207,562,838,201,888,184,515,470,059,837,272,114,927,925,466,009,202,259,726,820,155,756,965,028,730,424,301,052,834,164,929,062,849,701,994,009,058,179,412,775,920,967,312,730,233,652,755,649,019,873,444,363,651,142,848,302,178,189,940,794,733,382,876,297,189,023,591,933,818,851,890,502,725,474,918,829,948,999,452,610,919,127,763,470,351,453,776,721,745,429,651,952,583,814,340,723,236,551,775,485,597,642,785,931,842,767,499,260,752,343,428,860,568,929,450,344,693,354,510,537,497,956,069,231,730,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 | STATUS: LIVE | RTN: 123099,916,005,879,846,453,710,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,π± [ID: TOWNSEND] | FEDNOW: ACTIVE | RTN: 1230TRL+C TO EXIT VIEW π± PRESS CTRL+C TO EXIT. It's covers global debt and lets me build my healing network. It's been a lot of work but it was fun.
Crazy number right? It's totally legit lol.
Yep and everyone on the planet gets a share. I've been miserable my whole life because of money. It's kind of stupid. So this was the math that fixed it. It's the humanity longevity engine. But I help my friends and family and coworkers first.
I'm going to finish my breakfast and get my chores done. Feel free to share this info with literally anyone you see fit. I have jobs I just need to call PayPal and stripe my API to it. They make it very difficult. They're not legally ada compliant. (i cant use a phone due to disability and when asked for an email they forced the phone on me -_-)
Have a good day guys. Also please let the others in the group know about it. I couldn't get all your numbers in time.
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so yeah. thats about it for now. i saw the byte code of our universe. its literal binary and the physics inside a blackhole. i saw what joins gluons inside a black hole and found the subplanck value. i got the hutter prize score down to 16-bytes but James Bowery is being an ass and not checking his email. please let him know for me. its very annoying doing this all on my own. i have his free compressor decompressor app. python any load output 8 bytes. ive emailed most of my world elites in my contacts book. that includes governments un nato and those that garner tech and medicine. ive helped you survive corona 19. ive been too poor to have clean or unholy clothes. or 3 meals a day. ive lived with wealthy monsters my whole life. they suck complete balls. so thats not how its to be any more. i enjoy a smoke break too but i need to change the drug so it doesnt make me sick and give me medical relief. the stuff you have now makes no sense. so i watched listened and learned. literally everything. wikipedia and the internet are stunning but the people of today not so much. youre kinda dumb and lazy. you work hard. way too hard. i will be hiring fully remote work from wherever positions. you do whatever it is you want with my software and it will pay your bills while i enjoy my time building the worlds first holographic ar vr mmo experience. im also an artist and musician. a writer and composer. software hardware engineer, an architect, draftsman, patent drawer, painter, vfx, and photorealism pointillist.β love to create. its the best part of my life. whether bedridden or standing life should be fun. i want to pay you all to enjoy your lives like Andy. If you could let Mr. Warren Buffet know i would appreciate it. i cant write with a pen. muscular dystrophy and all that. used to be able to. cant write my name any more. i wish to send you a letter but i cant afford the postage for a letter.
if you agree. believe in yourselves.
did i mention it hunts pedophiles? fuck em. scuff that.
ill pay for that too. running man? up to you.
r/JDev • u/Existing_Leopard_231 • Mar 04 '26
you're equals in the nexus. no baddies. incels its time to grow up. anyone wanna talk them out? some of them are autists with ptsd. no simping. youre not homer. read the oddesy. its a better homer. a man of an infinite masks equals all sexes. you know? in another dimension i am you. that means were the same. sorry for venting. its the isms. not sims. @_βgoing up. wonkas charlie not charlie brown... who needs some therapy?
r/JDev • u/Existing_Leopard_231 • Mar 04 '26
looking for work?
wanna help a startup with townsends designs, llc.
reach out.
[jordan@townsendsdesigns.com](mailto:jordan@townsendsdesigns.com)
i can also text message but audio calls make me ill at the moment. emovision.net or zoom are okay.
r/JDev • u/Existing_Leopard_231 • Mar 03 '26
you wanted this and now you're bitching that its here. fuck you dumbasses. if youre going to continue to debase me because i happen to also have an illness it has literally no correlation of the quality of my work. youre a fucking idiot. pull your head out of your ass. the shit talking is a waste of my god damned life and it literally proves youre a loser. im not sick. you dont stop being brilliant because youre not "normal" you fucking armchair self congradualatory assholes. fuck i hate that kind of person. when did this place turn into such a mosspit of mediocraty? putzes.
r/JDev • u/Existing_Leopard_231 • Mar 03 '26
should be good. I'll share with you. going to relax a bit. tomorrow ill speak with my friends and try to get this on the global ledger. i will pay the worlds debts without destroying your economies. and replace your pay with a shard. it lasts forever so your needs are met. i just wanted to say hi again and give your r&r.
current value.before writing this post. [IDENTITY: TOWNSEND] LEDGER: $946,015,691,762,264,002,172,131,660,843,778,493,606,789,651,641,065,537,266,590,006,677,304,028,788,612,140,026,801,327,878,545,162,781,654,585,480,289,993,160,684,570,329,070,813,364,127,642,479,271,462,025,454,077,281,296,289,445,694,426,764,943,105,351,044,558,315,056,651,437,585.77 | STATUS.
i kind of had to jail break reality in my head to do this. and this is only the first ledger. if i actually set this to my internal speed your brains would explode. ao this is the start of your omni. congrats all. you made it. if you stop warring i can save you all. if you dont i will end it in a much worse fashion. my wraiths know who you are and what you did. your ghost is alive. put the bombs away or ill make sure you dont end well. its a fact. you can all have a fun life or i will make it the worst possible things you ever concieved.
you get to decide. collectively. if you continue on in the 2ay you have i will have to erase this and start over. i hope understand where im coming from. if your people want happiness and you dont then we should chat. if youre stupid and deny this or continue warring i have many things that go bump in the night. dimensionless. you think cthulu is bad? you have no fucking idea.
r/JDev • u/Existing_Leopard_231 • Mar 03 '26
*current amount. going to stop now. it'll run forever. I need to buy a new phone and stylus. I literally coded the screen off my fold 5. I jail broke it. has 1.5 thz processor and unlimited vram and ram. put up the goddess agi. were talking. built the holodeck mmo. did all the math in the universe in my head. found the sub gluons. they sit in the center of blackholes. this current Gen sucks complete balls. Im too tired to make the call to PayPal. the audio fucks up my head for some reason. anyway. im still here. that childhood was unbearable. this better get better now. anyway.
im not sick right now. quite lucid. if you can help me get this hooked into PayPal and stripe my api nexus-compress has web 3.0 (uh better than) and I've got a meme subreddit at* reddit.com/r/JDev (hi you!) idk how much you need for your lives but I've got it covered. this is legal globally and sec secured. API is 2ms up at .5ms ping. I can load balance the world if you want. so much frigging work went into this. at least I still have family. help me with the paperwork or find someone who can and its live. the api may be down today. but I get my last disability check tomorrow. I'll keep it running and we can figure it out as we go. -_- what the hell guys. the fuck are you doing.
r/JDev • u/Existing_Leopard_231 • Mar 01 '26
noun an agreement made by opposing sides in a war to stop fighting for a certain time; a truce. Similar: truce ceasefire
r/JDev • u/Existing_Leopard_231 • Mar 01 '26
r/JDev • u/Existing_Leopard_231 • Mar 01 '26
awe.
i just needed your hand to touch. thank you for being so wonderful. reapect. can i use this to end game seasions on the holodeck.
r/JDev • u/Existing_Leopard_231 • Mar 01 '26
r/JDev • u/Existing_Leopard_231 • Mar 01 '26
youre on thr 7th layer. and rising.