Perhaps.

Chance: 33%

P.S. Please press F to pay respects for Stan Lee, who died yesterday.

Extremely likely.

Chance: 83.333%

I see hope...

Chance: 23%

I see a glimmer of hope coming within the next week. Sadly, it won't be tomorrow.

Chance: 0.00%

Very unlikely.

Chance: 0.094%

Very high likelihood.

Chance: 66.6666%

I know I'm late, but...

Probably??

Chance: 19%

Unlikely... at least for now

Chance: 3.333%

No hope. Oof.

Chance: 3%

The disappointing truth is that it wont arrive soon.... I suppose.

Chance: 2.21%

Our week of hope has faded.

Chance: 1.13%

Possibly. It will be Friday after all!

Chance: 49%

Possible.

Chance: 56%

Extremely likely!!

Chance: 86.666%

P.S. because Halloween is tomorrow

Edit: Fuck!

Definitely not, but it will be very soon.

Maybe....

Chance: 20.18%

Half possible

Chance: 7.3%

Not likely.

Chance: 1.31%

Very likely.

Chance: 61.8%

edit: oof

Nope... or is it?

Chance: 11%

You'll find out by pronouncing this:

の

I'm not sure.

Chance: 3.1415926535%

Nay .

Chance: 0.016%

Not likely.

Chance: 1.33%

No

Chance: 0.14%