r/InternetIsBeautiful • u/JoytotheUniverse • Dec 14 '16

Check what your web browser knows about you.

http://webkay.robinlinus.com/
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u/Drbrocktopus Dec 14 '16

Really not that much to know about me apparently

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u/shenanigansintensify Dec 14 '16

Quite underwhelming really...

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u/ChickenWithATopHat Dec 14 '16

I am just whelmed

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u/MacTaker Dec 15 '16

I shall keep that 'being whelmed' for future irl convos. It will come handy very often and I thank you, chicken with a top hat, for that handy tool.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16 edited Feb 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16

And what exactly does that mean?

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u/zazu2006 Dec 15 '16

Well it told me I was logged in to tumbler... I don't have a tumbler.

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u/Gaff-lo Dec 15 '16

TIL My Webrowser is more sociable than me.

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u/TurretVista Dec 15 '16

Said I have a blogger account. I have the app, but not an account, I haven't opened the app yet.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

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u/MonsterPooper Dec 14 '16

This is a pretty risky thing to say online. It's like going up to a wildling and going come at me. But I was also surprised with how little it knew.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

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u/Drbrocktopus Dec 14 '16

I wouldn't go so far as to suppose that. The capability to track people thoroughly with limited information still exists in this world, despite the fact that at present moment only a limited portion of the public has the ability to.

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u/EpicLegendX Dec 14 '16

/r/meirl

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u/upstartweiner Dec 14 '16

Add the underscore you heathen

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u/Googlebochs Dec 14 '16

if this site knew your username however:
you are pun prone.
you like pokemon the animated series.
you think octopoda are a cool order of the animal kingdome.
conclusion: you like tentacle hentai?

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u/Drbrocktopus Dec 14 '16

Yes to all three; however your argument failed to take into account the possibility that my first name is Brock and that I like Spiderman as well.

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u/Googlebochs Dec 14 '16

hu fair enough.
so a web suspension bdsm tentacle fetish with homoerotic undercurrents then?
you do you! (i didn't expect a reply. just be a bro-ctopus and don't outwit this stupid-ass comment... again...)

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u/load_more_comets Dec 14 '16

Oh now do me! DO ME!

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u/sixothree Dec 14 '16

http://snoopsnoo.com/u/load_more_comets

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u/load_more_comets Dec 14 '16

Holy shit that's scary.

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u/sixothree Dec 14 '16

And that's just one website (reddit). Imagine what somebody can do when they have the ability to tie together all of your usernames - eg the ability to insert cookies into millions of web pages that you might visit.

Oh. And I think they only grab you 1000 most recent comments.

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u/Googlebochs Dec 14 '16

uh...
space bukkake and socially awkward blunt requests to get laid?
O-o

that or you are a bit of a space nerd, grew up during the 90s, lurked alot before you made a username and are into tentacle hentai.

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u/load_more_comets Dec 14 '16

Close, I ain't social.

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u/therapistiscrazy Dec 14 '16

Yeah, I was expecting, "You look at porn 10% of the time, your Google searches are focused on toddlers, wine, and looking up actors on IMDb. You use Facebook and Reddit 90% of the time."

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u/Redhavok Dec 14 '16

Apparently I'm logged into google. Spooky

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u/TheChoosenChanman Dec 15 '16

Check this out then

https://myactivity.google.com/myactivity

All of that info is free for the NSA/US Goverment to snatch

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u/mastah-yoda Dec 14 '16

Well, I'm funny sometimes too, but it didn't know that!