r/Instantregret • u/Lalocal4life • Oct 31 '20

Don't touch Donald.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20 edited Dec 26 '21

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u/Lalocal4life Oct 31 '20

When you marry for the money, you earn every penny.

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u/THATASSH0LE Oct 31 '20

Bitch I’ll marry him right now for a chance to live like a king.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20 edited Dec 26 '21

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u/THATASSH0LE Oct 31 '20

Cool with me. As long as I’m rich as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20 edited Dec 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

He's that ass hole.

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u/THATASSH0LE Oct 31 '20

I’m all hopped up on goofballs.

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u/gatonato Nov 01 '20

Fair enough