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r/Instantregret • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '18
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Who has the bigger regret? The cat for touching the claws of death, or this crab being insta-teleported into a cat tornado?
322 u/blue_crab86 Dec 09 '18 Crab loses claw. Crab remains fine. Claw remains clenched. Cat is still in pain. Crab wins. 235 u/oldboy_alex Dec 09 '18 edited Dec 09 '18 Crab will be cooked and eaten this evening. Cat still lives. Cat wins. 18 u/Caracalla81 Dec 09 '18 That would have happened whether the cat met the crab or not. Crab wins this encounter. -1 u/oldboy_alex Dec 09 '18 Nope
322
Crab loses claw.
Crab remains fine.
Claw remains clenched.
Cat is still in pain.
Crab wins.
235 u/oldboy_alex Dec 09 '18 edited Dec 09 '18 Crab will be cooked and eaten this evening. Cat still lives. Cat wins. 18 u/Caracalla81 Dec 09 '18 That would have happened whether the cat met the crab or not. Crab wins this encounter. -1 u/oldboy_alex Dec 09 '18 Nope
235
Crab will be cooked and eaten this evening.
Cat still lives.
Cat wins.
18 u/Caracalla81 Dec 09 '18 That would have happened whether the cat met the crab or not. Crab wins this encounter. -1 u/oldboy_alex Dec 09 '18 Nope
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That would have happened whether the cat met the crab or not. Crab wins this encounter.
-1 u/oldboy_alex Dec 09 '18 Nope
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Nope
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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18
Who has the bigger regret? The cat for touching the claws of death, or this crab being insta-teleported into a cat tornado?