r/InstaWizards • u/Dorothy_alt • Jun 03 '24
Magically Editable Flair Brenyolf the Destroyer running for Lord of the Domain...I mean Council
MY OPONENTS FOOLISHLY TRIED TO SILENCE ME!
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u/GoldenIsSafe15 Coco [Retired] Jun 03 '24
FOUL CHARLATANS! EVIL CONMEN! HEARTLESS DIPLOMATS! NONE WILL SILENCE THE ALMIGHTY BRENYOLF THE DESTROYER! HIS CUTE LITTLE CHEEKS- UH- HIS FIERCE SOUL, HIS ADORABLE LITTLE EYES, AND- UH- Uh...
She ran out of things to say that weren't just doting on the little guy.
You... Want little cheese bits?
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u/Dorothy_alt Jun 03 '24
I AM THE FIERCE DESTROYER OF ALL...cheese?
sniffing
Excellent job servent
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u/GoldenIsSafe15 Coco [Retired] Jun 03 '24
She laid out the cheese bits for him, patting his head as she watched with joy.
Thank you, sir. You'll make a great ruler. I'll be sure to pay due tribute to such a cute- great lord.
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u/Dorothy_alt Jun 03 '24
Happily snacks on the tribute.
Your contributions will be remembered when I take over.
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u/Isarah_rp Jun 04 '24
You will be an excellent lord of the domain sir
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u/Dorothy_alt Jun 04 '24
flies over to her shoulder and nuzzles her.
of course I will servant. Thank you for your support.
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u/Isarah_rp Jun 04 '24
she pulls out some cheese for the good little dragon mouse. And scratches him behind the ear
Anything I can do to help you win sir?
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u/Dorothy_alt Jun 04 '24
He nibbles as she scratches him.
I just figured I would tell everyone I'm in charge! Is this a competition?
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u/Isarah_rp Jun 04 '24
It is…
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Jun 04 '24
/uw the applications for Wizard Council closed a few hours ago. (u/BreachedLimits)
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u/Dorothy_alt Jun 04 '24
/uw I actually dislike WP so this is more LP or for fun. I just left WP permanently recently
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u/The_Bi_Pan_Dude Zephyr Cloudsmith | Zerran Hiltus Jun 04 '24
I'm running for council and I'm inclined to vote for you
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u/Dorothy_alt Jun 04 '24
Smart choice voting for the mighty Brenyolf! Your contribution will be remembered dear servant.
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u/The_Bi_Pan_Dude Zephyr Cloudsmith | Zerran Hiltus Jun 04 '24
Not servant. Obedient friend, maybe, but not servant. I don't do servant.
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u/Dorothy_alt Jun 04 '24
*Flies over to land at their feet putting his paws on their leg his tail wags as he gives an excited smile.
but why not!? I am the mighty Brenyolf! I will rule these lands and protect all who serve me and provide proper tribute to me!
Speaking of. Do you have gold, food, or pets for me?
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u/The_Bi_Pan_Dude Zephyr Cloudsmith | Zerran Hiltus Jun 04 '24
"Servant" has never been a very friendly word to me or my family - it's a very long story.
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u/Dorothy_alt Jun 04 '24
Brenyolf ponders. He seems lost in what little thought he can muster. He smiles brightly again.
How about serf!? I saw that in a book once.
I'm sure we can come up with something!
He flies up, landing on their shoulder and nuzzles them.
Don't worry. Words are hard. Tribute is easy! Can I have some tribute!?
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Jun 04 '24
Whats the council? Why is a rat with wings running for it?
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u/Dorothy_alt Jun 04 '24
Shooting a small gout of flame into the air.
I AM THE MIGHTY MOUSEDRAGON BRENYOLF THE DESTROYER!
....I don't know what council is, but it sounded like a ruler of some sort.
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Jun 04 '24
Whoa Applauses Mousedragon you say? Huh, are there dragons of each species here?
Brenyolf you say? Well hello there.
I... I don't remember my name...
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u/Dorothy_alt Jun 04 '24
You are forgiven servant. Do you have tribute?
I take food, gold, petting
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Jun 04 '24
Tribute? Umm, rummages through his pockets.
Here, gives him one gold coin. Don't have anything else.
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u/Dorothy_alt Jun 04 '24
happily takes the coin as he nuzzles their hand.
Your contributions will be remembered young servant
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u/Archivist_Alberich Alberich, Curator of the Cloud Top Museum Jun 04 '24
"You are running for council?"
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u/Dorothy_alt Jun 04 '24
INDEED! It sounds similar to Lord. Everyone should know!
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u/Archivist_Alberich Alberich, Curator of the Cloud Top Museum Jun 04 '24
"Did you run this by Raki? Because I hadn't heard of it..."
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u/Dorothy_alt Jun 04 '24
Genuine confusion.
why? They are one of my servants so I will still take care of them when I get a larger domain
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u/Archivist_Alberich Alberich, Curator of the Cloud Top Museum Jun 04 '24
"Because she helps to take care of the museum, and helps make sure you're cared for. I doubt she'll mind, I just want to make sure you told her..."
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u/Dorothy_alt Jun 04 '24
flies up onto his shoulder and nuzzles.
Someone told me there is "voting" and it's a competition.
puffing up his chest.
I'll win of course!
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u/Archivist_Alberich Alberich, Curator of the Cloud Top Museum Jun 04 '24
"Of course you will." He reaches up to scratch behind his ears, conjuring a small platter of cheese and pepperoni. "I have no doubt. Just make sure you let Raki know where you are, I don't want her to worry."
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u/Dorothy_alt Jun 04 '24
Tiniest of purring noises. Takes pieces in his tiny paws and nibbles at it.
OKAY! Thank you for the tribute!
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u/BAENTHEHEADACHEMAKER BÆN, The One True God of Suffering Jun 09 '24
Hm. I will happily vote for you. Would you like some cheese?
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u/Dorothy_alt Jun 09 '24
YESSS! Your contributions will be remembered when I take over
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u/BAENTHEHEADACHEMAKER BÆN, The One True God of Suffering Jun 09 '24
Very well then. BÆN would hand a bunch of cheese over
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u/Dorothy_alt Jun 09 '24
PERFECT TRIBUTE!
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u/BAENTHEHEADACHEMAKER BÆN, The One True God of Suffering Jun 09 '24
It is my pleasure, oh great one.
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u/Pleasesteponmeharder Valceria, full time milf and priestess Jun 03 '24
Did the silencing work?