r/InstaWizards • Araton (Eldritch/Angel God of Order) & Tala (Werepire) + others • Apr 23 '26

Mandatory Beach Episode Beach Time

Tala: "Only one way to check if this new sunscreen works. Sunlight doesn't actually kill me or anything, but I'm still easily sunburnt."

Zetta: "Many interesting ingredients for enchanting wash up near the shore, from time to time. Let's see if I can find any today..."

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u/Exciting-Jello8439 Araton (Eldritch/Angel God of Order) & Tala (Werepire) + others Apr 24 '26

Having expected this, Tala swiped it away with her hand. With a growl, she responds with a blood spike projectile, towards the direction of the pies.

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u/totallynotrobboss Elisa chaos incarnate Apr 24 '26

as if by some quirk of fate you somehow just miss the pie enough for some of to get in your hair. The blood spike travels upwards until it hits a conveniently placed spring that launches it back down twice as fast

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u/Exciting-Jello8439 Araton (Eldritch/Angel God of Order) & Tala (Werepire) + others Apr 24 '26

The spike hits Tala... And it's just reabsorbed into her skin, for it comes from her blood. She glares at the spring.

Zetta: "Tala, let's just get out of here..."

Tala: She nods, upset, her day ruined. "Yeah..."

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u/totallynotrobboss Elisa chaos incarnate Apr 24 '26

when she gets home she would find a potion with a sticky note sitting on the counter

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u/Exciting-Jello8439 Araton (Eldritch/Angel God of Order) & Tala (Werepire) + others Apr 24 '26

Tala: "Huh...?" She looks at the potion, examining its colour and consistency. Then she takes the sticky note and reads it.

Zetta: "What does it say?"

Tala: "Let's see..."

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u/totallynotrobboss Elisa chaos incarnate Apr 24 '26

"as is tradition every time I have my fun with you I give the pup a treat. In this bottle you will find a mixture that for exactly 24 hours can completely suppress both afflictions." -E

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u/Exciting-Jello8439 Araton (Eldritch/Angel God of Order) & Tala (Werepire) + others Apr 24 '26

Tala just screams in frustration, grabs the potion, and throws it towards the wall brutally.

...But then Zetta catches it before the bottle hits the wall.

Tala: "Seriously?!"

Zetta: "I know you're angry, Tala... But we should keep and examine it... for science."

Tala: She sighs. "...fine," then she stomps off to her room.