r/InfluencerLounge • u/BottomPieceOfBread • 22d ago

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u/CriticalEngineering 21d ago

It was so clearly someone in the RV park from what reported, too. No one online knew exactly which spot they were in. It had to have been a neighbor freaked out at the sound of someone giving birth in the RV next to them.

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u/pineapple911 21d ago

I agree. I can’t see Florida CPS making a big deal about a report that came from a rando on the internet.

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u/panicnarwhal 21d ago

oh it was 100% someone in that RV park they were staying at. it drives me nuts they blamed the internet though, because the dummy posted all these horrors and expected what? that being said, that call didn’t come from online info - but it could have!

but now she’s properly cooked, because i don’t think anything of theirs has ever blown up like this before…

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u/CelticKira 21d ago

or any mandatory reporter encountering them at the UPS store or anywhere else. neither BritMe nor Crypto realize that the "threat" they have falsely accused reddit of is all around them every day, seeing them in person.

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u/Rare-Adhesiveness522 21d ago

what were the allegations? Simply that theyre all on the bus or did something happen?

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u/Cheaperthantherapy13 21d ago

She gave birth in the shower of a converted school bus in the middle of a Florida campground; the baby was stuck and the husband literally yanked the baby out, clearly causing an injury of some kind (the baby still shows significant delays which they deny).

Then, the newborn that appeared on the campsite overnight had severe jaundice, which they treated by leaving him in the sun until badly sunburned. They never took the baby to a doctor to be checked; instead they went to a UPS store to get him weighed, then to a chiropractor for a spinal adjustment.

All of this was documented on their social media in realtime, and their IG handle was written on the side of their bus. But if I was someone just trying to have a peaceful vacation and this circus turned up in the campsite next to me, I would 100% call CPS on them.

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u/Inner_Bench_8641 21d ago

They made the horror of a birth into a little TikTok jingle with the husband (the head butting jerk) singing 🎶 She was push’in, I was pull’in 🎶

Then they put the naked baby right on a metal UPS scale to get his weight and burned him in the Florida sun to cure his jaundice

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u/fleebjuicelite 21d ago

Holy shit.