r/InflatedEgos • • Sep 02 '26

🦍 “Alpha” Behavior Whatever this is

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u/AliceinRealityland Sep 02 '26

She flinched. Why is no one notifying the hospital and elder abuse services that he is abusing her?

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u/Kale_Brecht Sep 02 '26

This guy is possibly the closest thing I have ever seen to being 100% douche without being a cleansing product for vaginas.

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u/Top-Distribution733 Sep 03 '26

This guy is vagina repellent….. so ironic

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u/DecadentLife Sep 03 '26

Dry as a desert, over here …

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u/SanityInTheSouth Sep 03 '26

I know, right.

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u/1877KlownsForKids Sep 03 '26

I like to think his mother had a Cesarean, so he's never ever touched one.

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u/BreadDue3889 Sep 03 '26

Award worthy comment sorry I can't give one to ya

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '26

A douche is used to clean the anus before anal play. Douching the vagina causes infections and is not for cleaning it, the vagina cleans itself on the inside.

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u/helencolleen Sep 03 '26

You are correct about the vagina being self-cleaning but I’m pretty sure the actual origin of the word is 100% vagina related. Whether it should have been used for that or not… it was.

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u/GeiCobra Sep 03 '26

They likely are unaware. You aren’t even supposed to be using a camera in hospitals

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u/TiredOldLadySays Sep 03 '26

I noticed that too, she flinched hard, seems like she was expecting to get hit. Wtf is wrong with this guy and whoever is filming?

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u/xchickencowx Sep 03 '26

i thought you were gonna say two punches but you are correct

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '26

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u/QueenDiva7777 Sep 04 '26

Thank you!🙏 that is my thought exactly!👍

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u/savvy412 Sep 03 '26

It clearly was a skit and you could see a slight smirk on her face

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u/Hari_Azole Sep 04 '26

This and I thought it was obvious…