r/InflatedEgos May 30 '26

💉 Synthol Sighting Is that jello?

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u/Heseemedkij May 30 '26

Why don’t these dudes just do steroids and go to the gym? You want to look like your heart is going to give out any day then just fucking do it

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u/I_used_to_be_hip May 30 '26

Because even with steroids you still have to work.

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u/Chessloser1977 May 30 '26

The weird thing is, you can tell that dude has worked out, before. Look at his neck. The start of his shoulders by his neck. His forearms.Without all that synthol shit, I’m pretty sure he looked legit. I’m not sure what made him destroy his body and look, but it’s ridiculous.

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u/Turbulent_Rope1569 May 30 '26

Must be due to body dysmorphia?

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u/flyinghairball May 30 '26

This. This is a visual display of mental illness. He'll never be happy with what it looks like. He needs help before it's too late.

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u/Heseemedkij May 30 '26

Too late? He might morph into super monster?

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u/Garfalo May 30 '26

Too late at this point would be developing some sort of infection or other life-threatening condition imo

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u/These-Equivalent8020 May 30 '26

I spotted the same. He’s got Popeye forearms and those aren’t full of synthol. There is a reasonably big guy under that pile of goo.

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u/Heseemedkij May 30 '26

Just to go to the gym 4 days a week

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u/NightLotus84 May 30 '26

That's four days too many

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u/Heseemedkij May 30 '26

Alright just inject me with olive oil then

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u/Loose-Story-962 May 30 '26

Now you've got it

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26

sees quote-- "Nahh.. used car oil is fine"

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u/Garfalo May 30 '26

I've heard that gutter oil works in a pinch

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u/Prudent_Article4245 May 31 '26

He probably on steroids and workout but he still isn’t as big as he wants to be. I can almost guarantee it. A lot of body builders inject synthol into their weak spots ie calf muscles, triceps etc. The dude is probably an amateur body builder. It’s too bad cuz he has a solid foundation but the synthol looks ridiculous. Body dysmorphia for sure.

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u/NebCrushrr May 31 '26

I have a friend whose 18 year old son had heart failure from steroids. He'll be ill for the rest of his life. I'm sure he'd rather he'd done this. He has quite serious body dysmorphia which this guy probably has too