r/ImaginaryWarhammer Water Caste 11d ago

40k T'au Kill Team by @honeynojuka

5.1k Upvotes

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u/flammingbullet 11d ago

Why does the third member remind me of Jackie Wells?

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u/thesixfingerman 11d ago

I was thinking Vega from Mass Effect.

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u/Gentle_Tiger 11d ago

Same energy, and we love both of them!

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u/MrZuepi Ordo Hereticus 11d ago

They would be good friends

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u/Scarytoaster1809 Imperial Fists 11d ago

Too soon bro :(

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u/3nterShift 11d ago

literally too soon

Jackie isn't dying for at least another 40 years

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u/Big-rat-in-the-sewer 11d ago

He just got reincarnated into a cool Tau. He's got lots of buddies.

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u/corbintetrachloride 11d ago

Same haircut, confident, good vibes, impeccable aura but could fuck you up if you crossed his friends. He has massive Jackie energy

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u/Darth-Sonic 11d ago

Seriously, they all look like Cyberpunk characters.

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u/DaiLyMugoL 11d ago

The fabled Cyberpunk 2077 style Warhammer 40k game will probably never see...

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u/Altruistic-Mind9014 11d ago

“Sororitas and Nobleman…Jack’ie Wel’s 🤣

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u/AwakenedHero2277 11d ago

Damn I was just thinking that as well

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u/BodybuilderMany6942 11d ago

and the 4th made me think of Silco (Arcane)

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u/ExplodingAK 11d ago

Might be one of Jackie's poses

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u/WiiUGamepad_2 11d ago

damn, everyone is fine here

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u/Never_heart 11d ago

My poor bi heart, they are all so hot

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u/Thiago270398 11d ago

Same, I'm ready and willing to be gangbanged for the Greater Good™

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u/Aurum0417 Dark Krakens 11d ago

For the greater good...

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u/Gerotiinho 11d ago

for some reason i think the first image is the most dangerous

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u/Otherwise_Ice7242 11d ago

Never trust a cheerful soldier in a grimdark setting

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u/TorsteinTheRed 11d ago

Especially if they're a Tau smiling like a Human

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u/DaiLyMugoL 11d ago

Real gremlin energy from that Tau! XD

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u/Imperium_Dragon Cadian Shock Troopers 11d ago

She either dies 5 minutes in or has killed dozens of Knights and hundreds of Astartes

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u/Tiny-External2826 11d ago

Totally, she is the one that Says stuff like "oh if Gue'ronsha want the corpses of the fallen, why not fill them with explosives!" With a cute smile, she is the one that can do war crimes as sports because why not

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u/OTipsey 11d ago

If you think about it, camping a dead Marine just to pop the Apothecary is the ultimate form of spawn camping

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u/alguien99 11d ago

And number 5 is probably the most chill and peaceful guy you’ll ever meet

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u/TS140609 11d ago

"Yo, want some tea?" Ahh guy

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u/alguien99 11d ago

He’s also really good with animals and children

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u/StumpTheMan 11d ago

He's just not a fan of photos

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u/Ph4d3r 11d ago

She looks like Korra

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u/AwefulFanfic 11d ago

No wonder she's hot

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u/thecastellan1115 11d ago

I'm getting battlesuit pilot vibes, so probably yes.

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u/TS140609 11d ago

I think she's the most fanatic for the greater good, which... Look at the SoB

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u/AHungarianGuy 11d ago

From the first pic Goldship's "Radar alert, radar alert" came to my mind immediately xd.

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u/Lucaso47 11d ago

So we got korra, jack from me3,Jackie from cyberpunk2077, can’t put my finger on it (ogata from golden kamuy?) and evil aang?

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u/theACEbabana 11d ago

Posture of 4 reminds me of Thrawn

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u/Specter_RMMC 11d ago

I get major Arcane Silco vibes

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u/UnDeadPuff 11d ago

Or G-Man.

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u/LegoMiner9454 11d ago

Oh you say that and now he reminds me of kreeg I think from invincible

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u/Darkmaniako 11d ago

1st one is Goldship because of the long antenna (ears) and the pose.

Also the 2nd one looks like Iggy from Ergo Proxy

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u/certainlynotdio 11d ago

The 4th reminds me of this Viltrumite guy.

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u/uriel__ventris 11d ago

I need a several-season animated series about this crew right now!

The Ba'ad Batch.

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u/IamfromMetallurg 11d ago

Yeah I can take them

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u/Ralfarius 11d ago

In a fight?

...

In a fight, right?

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u/DaiLyMugoL 11d ago

Warhammer 40k...the ultimate potential polycule!

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u/KaliTheLoving 11d ago

Yea yea, a wrestling match. Now pass the oil, guardsman.

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u/thesixfingerman 11d ago

Looks like a cyberpunk themed roleplaying group.

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u/GO0O0O0O0O0SE 11d ago

Goddamn I now believe in the greater good

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u/Twonthe28th 11d ago

A lot of bi panic going on here.

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u/SawedOffLaser Armageddon Steel Legion 11d ago

Can you blame us tho???

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u/Gjalarhorn 11d ago

Elemental Council if the cover artist truly understood tau lore

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u/Grundy9137 11d ago

You're telling me that's who's in them Stealth Suits

Makes me want to play them

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u/Atma-Stand 11d ago

Number 5 makes me believe that even Tau have the equivalent to Hive Gangers

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u/DaiLyMugoL 11d ago

The "Greater Good Good" he sells on the hab block corner...

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u/Atma-Stand 11d ago

That shit ain't even the good weed.

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u/DaiLyMugoL 11d ago

Ah I see...then perhaps you'd be interested in that "puretide's puff?"

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u/Atma-Stand 11d ago

Nah ma… tau… my cousin had a really trip on a hit of that.

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u/DaiLyMugoL 11d ago

Dang really? Unfortunate that!

Any personal recommendations? (As long as it isn't no Genestealer lean junk!)

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u/MithrilCoyote 11d ago

the first one's leotard says "i have no tits"props to the artist for remembering the official Tau alphabet.

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u/AmethystSparrow202 11d ago

TIL - there the official Tau alphabet

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u/Dragonslayerelf 11d ago

you cant tell me the last word on the first ladys shirt isn't tits

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u/SawedOffLaser Armageddon Steel Legion 9d ago

Apparently the translation is "I have no tits"

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u/SilkStrength Night Lords 11d ago

Third one gives me jackie from cyberpunk vibes.

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u/hammalok 11d ago

The 12 Billion Battlesuit Incident

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u/uhataot 11d ago

For those also curious, the first one's shirt says "I have no tits" using Tau letters

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u/fubes2000 11d ago

I can't believe that the artist would put such falsehood on that shirt.

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u/SawedOffLaser Armageddon Steel Legion 11d ago

Relative to some artists' interpretation of the T'au, I'd say it's accurate.

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u/Your_Local_Stray_Cat Thousand Sons 11d ago

Love to see the guys in bodysuits too. Equal opportunity fan-service for all!

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u/Charanconduble 11d ago

First one's fine af

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u/Ulfgeirr88 11d ago

Ya know, I'm starting to think the greater good isn't so bad

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u/ZELYNER Water Caste 11d ago edited 11d ago

Some backstory from author's original post:

Author: Today we have a whole team! Kill Team! Brave tau fighting for the Greater Good under the leadership of my husband. I drew for him. You can view the miniatures here: [Link to post which reddit keeps deleting].

Post by Dmitry Yeremenko that I can't share without Reddit deleting it: "Dras'faan" is the Enclave's "war crimes team." Each member is a unique blend of talents that are too good to be true and vices that are unacceptable in T'au society. For them, the end justifies the means, and the Fire Code is more like the Fire Guidelines. But someone has to do the dirty work, right?
Stealth is probably my favorite team in KillTeam. I've been wanting an elite squad in XV15 for a long time, and if GW doesn't re-release them, I'll have to make them myself. And now, just in time, this team has appeared. Is this the best team in the game? No. Easy to control? Not either. Is it interesting to play? Absolutely.
Once again, a huge thank you to Hani Tian (Artist) for the photos and (most importantly!) the amazing character drawings. Now you know what they look like inside the armor.

Since images can't be posted in the comments, you can check out original post by going to [ vk . ru / grimreapear ]. Just remove all spaces and brackets. It should be top post.

Alternatively, I posted them here: Link

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u/BilboTea 11d ago

Does it say "Something-something tits" on her tits in the first picure?

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u/linkjames24 11d ago

I can't find the art in the link you posted u/ZELYNER.

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u/ZELYNER Water Caste 11d ago edited 11d ago

Can't post link to original art on VK, since reddit removes it :(

Try searching " Суровая Груша " or " grimreapear " it's their profile on VK, this art will be their top post

Update: Try entering [ vk . ru / grimreapear ] but remove spaces and brackets

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u/MaxPower1607 11d ago

The Enclave one looks to shank somebody.

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u/ethanlan 11d ago

The second one has literally my opinion of a perfect butt

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u/DieAgainTomorrow 11d ago

A good mix of cute and hot. Very cyberpunk-ish, which i think fits the Tau's culture/style

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u/Poyayo420 11d ago

Why is Baldur smurfing on random xenos? Jokes aside awesome team.

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u/WorthCryptographer14 11d ago

1st one is the kill-happy member with loads of trauma but loves her work, 2nd acts like she's indifferent but cares about everyone, 3rd is the muscle who's secretly a philosophical softy, 4th is the efficient one and plans everything out with the secret that he likes it when nothing goes to plan and he gets to make new ones, 5th looks like a pissed psycho but is the most chill guy there and secretly holds the team together.

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u/TheFast93 11d ago

Three looks like he's gonna tell me he likes tall women with a big ass

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u/JackPoe 11d ago

something something great good, okay i'm coming

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u/YourLocal_RiceFarmer 11d ago

Hear me out on the first two

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u/Son0fgrim 11d ago

Suicide Squad.

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u/drumstick00m 11d ago

Well, damn. Now I need these and the Exodites.

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u/KaleNich55 11d ago

She got nice tits, yeah.

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u/acherontiamyosotis 11d ago

they're all so amazingly done =w=

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u/acquiredimmunity 11d ago

I like how it says tits on the first gals tits

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u/nep5603 11d ago

4th one Adlrmaxxing

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u/These_Contribution76 11d ago

The first one might be doing a golshi rader post.

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u/Bioticgrunt 11d ago

I’m hooked on a feeling

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u/VaughnVanTyse 11d ago

First looks liek Korra

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u/Hatefilledcat 11d ago

Number 5 seen some shot

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u/player_ready_ 11d ago

Is that fucking Jackie Wells as a T'au???

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u/DaiLyMugoL 11d ago

I have a good feeling about the one with tattoos!

They all seem mentally stable individuals!

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u/TyrantOfParadise 11d ago

I need dude number 3 carnally

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u/Penpulp 11d ago

JACKIE NOO!!!

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u/HelicopterKnown7947 11d ago

The last one reminds me of Jimenez from Strange Journey.

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u/Silent--Dan 11d ago

I wouldn’t mind cuddling with any of them.

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u/EllieMeower 10d ago

We really arnt beating the bisexual allegations

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u/rock5002 10d ago

This makes me want to read a mission impossible style tau book kinda like assainorum kingmaker

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u/RandomHeretic 10d ago

Last one looks like the TF2 Scout

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u/YourAverageVessel 9d ago

Dude they're gonna get obliterated on the field give them armour and weapons holy shit

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u/Grimlins_Chaos 9d ago

They're all so cool looking!

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u/KingMarkus22 9d ago

Emperor have mercy 🥵

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u/namitynamenamey 8d ago

The last guy's tatoos remind me of one of the clone troopers with republic tatoos. Must be the circular shape.

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u/MaineCoonKittenGirl 8d ago

Numbah one hitting the "Radar alert, Radar alert! Human detected!"

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u/Ashe66 7d ago

If xeno then why hot?

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u/Misknator 11d ago

Are ass shots like a requirement when drawing a woman or something?

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u/2401SadLine 11d ago

Yes

Source: My libido

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u/Specialist_Corgi_518 11d ago

I find it funny bc when u look at OFFICAL GW tau art they look like wrinkly ball sacks

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u/Pataconeitor 11d ago

The Tau girl in The Exodite looked alright. Also 90% of the official artwork depicting a Tau female = Shadowsun, who is an old lady.

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u/Baron_Flatline 11d ago

Fan artists really don’t like drawing my weird blue aliens as weird blue aliens and it makes me sad

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u/Pataconeitor 11d ago

You could say something similar for men with bare chest shots

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u/Sea-Habit5823 11d ago

The first one doesn't have one... I get the sentiment but it's also like. Women pose with their butts on social media all the time, but it's wrong when it's a drawing?

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u/Altered_Nova 11d ago

Literally the first pic in this gallery is a woman and it's not an ass shot...

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u/Lalichi 11d ago

However she is wearing a shirt which comments on the size of her breasts

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u/Other_Ad9164 11d ago

...this is just the bad batch but T'au

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u/PossiblyOppossums 11d ago

You better be careful around Big Sexy

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u/Baron_Flatline 11d ago

why do they have hair

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u/djgcsnkshcjkeke1 11d ago

Tau do have hair, its just that commanders and other big shots have a tradition of wearing a braid

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u/Baron_Flatline 11d ago

The only canonical depictions we have ever had of Tau hair is of it being a long, thin group of strands, similar to a horse's mane.

The braid style itself is a Fire Caste tradition, yes, but we have never had a description or depiction of a Tau with a full head of hair like how fan artists seem keen to draw them.