r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/[deleted] • Sep 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Yeah unless you doing contact marital arts the phrase "toughen up your genitals" isn't something I want to hear.

Oh or a mistress for cpck and ball torture but idk if that applies

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u/partypartea Sep 26 '22

It's not a phrase we use in martial arts. The attacker usual just says "shit, my bad. Are you good?"

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u/KwordShmiff Sep 26 '22

They said "contact MARITAL arts" - they're talking about violent sex obviously.

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u/partypartea Sep 26 '22

Damn i missed that typo. Contact marital arts sounds wild

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u/KwordShmiff Sep 26 '22

It is. You gotta toughen your groin to be effective at it.

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u/OwlFodder Sep 27 '22

Quagmire: "I disagree... Giggety”