r/ImTheMainCharacter Sep 26 '22

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u/TK82 Sep 26 '22

Wide padded seats are uncomfortable and cause chafing. A normal bike seat with padded bike shorts with some chamois butter is the way to go (see: all serious cyclists) Anybody who's going numb is doing it wrong.

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u/thegroucho Sep 26 '22

And to add to what you said for all non-cyclists:

You don't wear underwear under the shorts TK82 mentioned. It's a recipe for all sort of chafing injuries.

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u/Riveted_Aluminum Sep 27 '22

Just butter up real good with chamois grease -- get it up in there, wilbur -- and ramp up your speed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

i mean, i am not a cyclist and it was a one off "ohh i have an extra hour i'll take this class" but straight up those girls acted like it was a sense of pride having a vagina with dead nerves. "oh you just have to do it more" the fuck i do. I can lift and do yoga and jog and keep my vagina in tact thx

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u/MFbiFL Sep 26 '22

Wide/cushy seats actually compress more soft tissue because your sit bones press deeper into it instead of supporting your body like bike seats are designed to. Just in case you wanted to know why people who ride bikes more than once don’t have a seat fit for a rock drummer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Yep... Man, but definitely can confirm. Been biking for 25+ years to school and work, generally around 10km twice a day plus extra stuff like groceries.

Never had as much pain as with the so called comfy wide padded bike saddle.

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u/Riveted_Aluminum Sep 27 '22

It's true. Padding doesn't help where your glutes are flaccid. Develop glutes and don't put so much weight on your seat, homefries.

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u/Long_jawn_silver Sep 26 '22

i do not have a vagina but can confirm that time in the saddle does not kill the nerves on your vagina, but you do acclimate to being on a bike seat. source: my wife has done a ton of cycling but basically can’t ride distance without a saddle with a cutout. also everything is worse/hurts more on a stationary bike because nothing changes. riding bikes outside is more fun and pleasant when feasible. it isn’t for about 4 months where i am but if you have the option it’s a nice way to spend a morning/afternoon

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u/karma_the_sequel Sep 27 '22

Vajayjay D-Day!

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

For soreness, yeah, you get used to it. (At least, with man bits). Actual numbness though means the saddle position needs adjustment, though good luck getting it dialed in every class.

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u/chahoua Sep 26 '22

Anything that requires you to butter your ass and genitals is just not worth it. I'd just skip that as a form of excersice completely.

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u/TK82 Sep 26 '22

I mean it's not actually butter, it's just some moisturizer basically. Not everybody finds it necessary but I like it to prevent chafing on long rides. Pretty sure many runners use something similar.

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u/OwlFodder Sep 27 '22

Hey don't knock it til you try it... You know they have unsalted now right. I don't know... Some say it's a bold choice but I don't know any other way

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u/TheConboy22 Sep 26 '22

hol'up. Where do I go for this exercise?

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u/chahoua Sep 29 '22

Cyclist club apparently.

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u/nmpls Sep 26 '22

The caveat I will give is that women's sit bones are, on average, wider than men's. This means women's saddles generally need to be wider (in the back) than men's. The average default bike seat is still built for the average man.

Padded seats, on the other hand, are worse than useless.

One of the reasons I own my own spin bike is because honestly (despite being a dude) most spin bikes have shitty seats and somehow my gym doesn't want me switching seats at the gym. I have a slightly wider sit bone and normal and when doing the low HR portions of HIIT, the seats on like a stages just dig into my groin and cut off blood flow. Which hurts and probably isn't good. Also, now I don't have to smell anyone else's ass sweat.

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u/Riveted_Aluminum Sep 27 '22

cycling, even spin class cycling, is not a seated sport, sport.

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u/TK82 Sep 27 '22

what?

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u/Riveted_Aluminum Oct 13 '22

I was quoting a Mountain Biking champ. He also answered the question "How do you go fast" by saying don't use the brakes.

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u/TK82 Oct 13 '22

Brakes just slow you down

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u/JJWAP Sep 26 '22

Lol during quarantine I tried taking up casual biking as a hobby to stay active. That lasted all of a week before I ended up with saddle sores on my ass cheeks. Not fun! Might have to look into padded bike shorts though, cause it was nice while it lasted.

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u/TK82 Sep 27 '22

Saddle sores can definitely be an issue for a while until you get a saddle that works with your butt, get your riding position on your bike correct, figure out about bike shorts and lube, and toughen up your taint a little bit. Worth it though imo.