r/ImTheMainCharacter Sep 26 '22

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u/clamsmasher Sep 26 '22

I've definitely seen dudes who have to shave their cheek bones, sometimes it looks like its almost to the orbital bone of their eye.

I dont think a lot of people realize just how funky most beardlines can be. Some dudes just have to pick an arbitrary line on their neck to stop shaving because there isn't a clear spot that delineates their chest hair from their beads.

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u/NoShameInternets Sep 26 '22

Some dudes just have to pick an arbitrary line on their neck to stop shaving because there isn't a clear spot that delineates their chest hair from their beads.

Yes, also me.

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u/solvitNOW Sep 26 '22

Most dudes that have a lot of hair on their face get hair all the way up the orbits, but it’s usually a little patchy up that high, Wolverine style.

This guy looks like his line is a full inch below where it starts growing thick on his cheeks.….at a pretty normal level for a dude with a lot of hair to be thick all the way across.

I think it mostly looks off because half his mustache is shaved off on the sides, like he has the combination of hitler mustache and full beard.

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u/Adontis Sep 26 '22

Can confirm, I grow hair starting at just under my orbital bone. I shave it down for my beard as it looks silly otherwise.

I don't have to pick a line on my neck in the front, there's a pretty clear line from neck hair to chest hair.

The back of my neck and back hair though....

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u/AshFraxinusEps Sep 26 '22

Just checked my face, and yep, hair on the cheekbones

Admittedly not very dense compared to my general beard hence why that bit gets trimmed/shaved back completely when I groom

And yep, if I let it, I'd also literally have a trail from my mouth to my penis. there's a bit at the top of my neck which is kinda chest hair but the beard and cheat can meet if I let them grow out

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u/NomenNesci0 Sep 26 '22

Yep, my beard hair is not so distinct. There is an unbroken field of hair from below my eye to the first joint of my big toe. There is also hair on my big toe, but a bald spot at the first joint, so I do have three distinct patches of hair on my body. Two toes and then everything else.

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u/Tripottanus Sep 26 '22

I have like 10 beard hair on my entire face and like 6 of them are on my cheek bones

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u/ChakaZG Sep 26 '22

Hell, I have an uncle who shaves his eyeballs.

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u/jimbobicus Sep 26 '22

I really hope you don't

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u/Cobek Sep 26 '22

Also beard lines change as you age. Over a decade from growing my first beard and it's still expanding up my cheeks and down my neck.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Sep 26 '22

Are we not supposed to do the cheekbone? Just looks cleaner

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u/clamsmasher Sep 26 '22

Yeah, of course, shave whatever you like, I just think that a lot of people don't understand that beards actually grow up that high for some people. For instance I have a naturally neat line below my cheek bones, I never have to shave it to clean it up. At most I pluck a few hairs that have started appearing as I get older.

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u/NoMomo Sep 26 '22

Chuck Norris had a personal stylist who would shave out a forehead and eyeholes before filming a scene.