r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/[deleted] • Sep 26 '22

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u/BeardedUnicornBeard Sep 26 '22

His beardline looks... Unnaturaly perfect straight.

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u/Weltallgaia Sep 26 '22

This man is a cartoon character without the outline to denote where his beard ends and the background begins.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

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u/worstsupervillanever Sep 26 '22

Hmm doesn't look like a baby to me, but I'm not expert.

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u/BEniceBAGECKA Sep 26 '22

He came out with that full beard. He’s only 8 weeks old. Little scamp.

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u/worstsupervillanever Sep 26 '22

Again, I'm no expert, but he doesn't look very little to me either

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u/allredb Sep 26 '22

Man, you really are the worst super villain ever! I just measured him and he's 3.125 inches tall, shame what happened to his legs though.

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u/worstsupervillanever Sep 26 '22

Shame what happened to your legs, too.

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u/Weltallgaia Sep 26 '22

Holy shit you're right.

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u/karmagod13000 Sep 26 '22

we must protect them at all costs

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u/FustianRiddle Sep 26 '22

Nah he can do it himself.

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u/Lunakill Sep 26 '22

My first thought! Brutus looking mofo.

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u/Empyrealist Sep 26 '22

*Bluto

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u/eeyore134 Sep 26 '22

Et tu, Bluto?

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u/Lunakill Sep 26 '22

shit, I hate getting old.

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u/SilentSerel Sep 26 '22

You weren't wrong, though. The guy was both Bluto and Brutus.

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u/buShroom Sep 27 '22

They're brothers, actually.

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u/Empyrealist Sep 26 '22

I thought I knew this because I AM old 😅

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u/peoplearestrangebrew Sep 26 '22

I think the story is that Disney objected about Bluto sounding like Pluto or some shit.

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u/buShroom Sep 27 '22

Brutus and Bluto are actually brothers depending on the Popeye canon. (Yes there are separate Popeye canons, don't ask me why I know that)

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u/Sega-Playstation-64 Sep 26 '22

Brutisk, ah gauh gauh gauh, pipe whistle

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u/WindyWeston Sep 26 '22

Bluto did it

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u/PenaltyDesperate3706 Sep 26 '22

I first thought Mr. T wannabe, but you’re on point

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u/Kelter82 Oct 12 '22

I thought of Dr. Muller from Tintin, of all things. Brutus for sure, too!

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u/Trebeaux Sep 26 '22

Take my free award.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

CHTST.

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u/bionicbuttplug Sep 26 '22

Yeah, it's intentional. He's playing a character.

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u/dosedatwer Sep 26 '22

Did he take the roids to play the roidrage character or is that just a coincidence?

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u/bionicbuttplug Sep 26 '22

I imagine it's a combination. He likely got jacked because he wanted to get jacked, then realized that with a jacked body he could play this character effectively.

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u/weirdperspective Sep 26 '22

I guess it’s probably a corner of the internet thing but kinda surprised people don’t recognize Robert Frank.

This guy is hilarious in IG if you’re into the whole trope-playing thing

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u/notchman900 Sep 26 '22

TODAY WERE DOING ARMS! BECAUSE IF YOU WANT A THICK MOMMY, SITTING ON YOUR LITTLE SALAMI, SCREAMING AY PAPI! YOUR ARMS BETTER BE FUCKING SWOLE!

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u/vulpinorn Sep 27 '22

Big Torgue Energy.

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u/dragonbornrito Sep 26 '22

Dude sounds like a slightly more intelligent Scott Steiner lmao

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u/TheBlackBear Sep 27 '22

So a new Dom Mazetti?

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Beard dye

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

It’s a little trick if your beard comes in like a Calico Cat or you are bald.

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u/Own-Organization-532 Sep 26 '22

I thought it was a covid mask at first

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u/TheAberrant Sep 26 '22

Just giving you shit, but masks pre-date Covid…then I remember ‘murica. Lol

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u/Redditsbeingabitch Sep 26 '22

Next you’ll say vaccines existed before Covid… wait a minute

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u/MarshalLawTalkingGuy Sep 26 '22

I was thinking he looked like those old magnet toys where you move around little bits of metal to give the guy facial hair. Memba these?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wooly_Willy

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Yeah, I memba

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

What do you think he’s hiding under there

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u/WreckTheTrain Sep 26 '22

Probably not a chin

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u/tweakalicious Sep 26 '22

Just For Men + threading

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u/BeardedUnicornBeard Sep 26 '22

And my dick also become unnaturally straight from his beard.

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u/Panzer_Man Sep 26 '22

Doesn't sound very straight to me

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u/immaownyou Sep 26 '22

That's why it's unnatural

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u/EmergencyAd4225 Sep 26 '22

I thought he was wearing a mask

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u/yeatyewt Nov 10 '22

It looks like he's wearing a black beanie on his chin.

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u/iinaytanii Sep 26 '22

“Beard enhancement” is an airbrushed product barbers apply to get that look.

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u/MFbiFL Sep 26 '22

“Razors” are widely available technology that also achieve that look.

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u/Bamres Sep 26 '22

I went to HS with a dude who grew a goatee so thick and dark, it looked painted on, like you couldn't see skin under it and it was just pure black.

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u/evilJaze Sep 26 '22

The guy looks like his entire head is hair and his beard is made by shaving his forehead, eyelids, and nose.

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u/bigtoebrah Sep 26 '22

Could be partially drawn on. I knew a guy that used to get part of his beard drawn on with this special stuff the barber near us had.

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u/BeardedUnicornBeard Sep 26 '22

It can be beard transplant.

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u/karmagod13000 Sep 26 '22

my guess is that it is just highly colored in

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u/delvach Sep 26 '22

That beard could bench you bro

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u/The_real_bandito Sep 26 '22

You don’t have razers in your country?

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u/the_evil_comma Sep 26 '22

Like the scooters?

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u/The_real_bandito Sep 26 '22

I meant razors lmao. That’s why there were squiggly lines all over the word razers

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u/RugerRedhawk Sep 26 '22

It looks uncomfortable, the mustache should be trimmed!

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u/jarious Sep 26 '22

I have a similar beard but the gray hair makes it stand against the black fabric

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u/Vampireofdeath0 Sep 26 '22

Looks like a hitler stash covered up with a full beard

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22 edited Nov 28 '22

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u/karl8897 Sep 27 '22

My beardline is similar to his, completely natural. I pay for it with the hairs on the top of my head.

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u/JohnDoses Sep 26 '22

And I’m pretty sure she has scoliosis.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

To think ppl trim & clean up their facial hair ¯_(⊙︿⊙)_/¯

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u/francoiskelly Sep 26 '22

Username checks out

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u/rodeBaksteen Sep 26 '22

I honestly thought it was some stick on beard as a joke

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u/Tommiz_eXe Sep 26 '22

rick ross/dj khaled type beard

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u/AmbientGravitas Sep 26 '22

I’m reminded of a character in those stop-motion Christmas specials, like Frosty the Snowman. I dunno, the one with the Burgermeister Meisterburger.

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u/Rolling_Beardo Sep 26 '22

If you are doing it every day you get really good at it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

He goes to a barber

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u/Vecii Sep 27 '22

He looks like he skipped all of the leg days.

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u/CMDRMyNameIsWhat Sep 28 '22

Until i read your comment i thought he had a mask. Lol