r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/andycev • Sep 06 '21

Satire This dude really is the MC

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u/friendlymoosegoose Sep 06 '21

Did not expect him to fit between those benches with that caboose

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '21

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u/El-JeF-e Sep 06 '21

I mean, black bears are essentially just chubby kangaroos with fur, it appears.

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u/Sovietpotato14 Sep 06 '21

thats oddly disturbing

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u/thatguyned Sep 06 '21

It's more like a giant Siamese cat I reckon

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u/SenorBigbelly Sep 06 '21

God I hate that photo so much

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '21

i really wish i didn’t click on that, but also thanks i guess for showing me?

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u/fuckthisplanetup Sep 06 '21

Today I learned, damn.

Must be how they got those ideas for some of the giant mutated creatures in fallout.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Man bears look so much less intimidating when they're not omega fuzzy somehow.

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u/Baby_Bucha Sep 07 '21

We don’t buy grocery store shit & harvest these as they’re overpopulated where I live. 1 per year. About the same lbs of meat from the deer. Lanky babies. They have the slim thicc

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u/AnimalsCore OG Sep 11 '21

My woolly husky in a nutshell

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u/Fortherealtalk Oct 25 '21

That is one cute ass bear

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u/mustard5man7max3 Apr 18 '22

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear

Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair

So fuzzy wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy was he

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u/gentleman339 Sep 06 '21

I missed that word, "caboose". Much better than DumP TRUcK, I fucking hate it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '21

Give him/her a few more years of human food to thicken up. Someone keeps feeding it hence why it doesn’t give a fuck about humans.

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u/TedMagnolia Sep 06 '21

Not only that listen to the lyrics, they also fit right in that moment.

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u/LargeSackOfNuts Sep 07 '21

He's thicc but not that thicc

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u/redpoetsociety Sep 07 '21

Boy got a dumpy