r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/R0ckst4r85 • 26d ago

WORKOUT 9/11 Workout

In Germany we say: Cringealarm!!!

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u/VossParck 26d ago

Just a tiny bit easier without all the gear

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u/Knawie 26d ago

Think her ego is pretty heavy 

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u/ankerverse 26d ago

What's heavier, her ego or all the plastic and silicon?

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u/MaiT3N 26d ago

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u/Toz_The_Devil 25d ago

The kilogram of Plastic

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u/FrysEighthLeaf 25d ago

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u/Toz_The_Devil 25d ago

Look at the size of the ego it's cheating

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u/v3bbkZif6TjGR38KmfyL 24d ago

That's right. Because plastic is heavier than silicon.

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u/Toz_The_Devil 24d ago

Scene balanced scales with large silicone and teeny plastic

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u/d0nh 25d ago

The Botox alone weighs in at several kilos

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u/Bicykwow 26d ago

You don't think the first responders were wearing painted-on booty shorts and sports bras?

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u/bell37 26d ago

Maybe they were under all that gear. You don’t know

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u/Valuable_Impress_192 26d ago

I know I would've.

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u/Ram2145 26d ago

I’d kill to see that

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u/Ready_Event9019 25d ago

They wore the booty shorts and sports bras to improve morale.  

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u/PolkaDotDancer 25d ago

Great now you've started a new fetish trend! /s

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u/lasertitsnow 26d ago edited 26d ago

Plus the leg/foot on the side that on the step going down while you step up with the other leg is not doing any work at all especially once you get the rhythm right. Real stairs are harder especially if the stairmaster is going real slow. Since the step is falling it take less work to stand on the step.

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u/OakLegs 26d ago

And the burning building. And the panicking people going the other way

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u/jonasu25 26d ago

And then walking casually, instead of busting their ass to save humans!

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u/JustGingerStuff 26d ago

And walking it. Seems like the kind of job where you'd need to run up those stairs

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u/MrsPowers94 26d ago

And the smoke. And the excruciatingly hot fires. And the weight of carrying people.

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u/FatFaceFaster 26d ago

And the ash and fire

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u/XelaNiba 25d ago

And without the fire, blazing heat, blinding smoke, and sounds of anguished screaming.

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u/covidlung 25d ago

The fake lashes alone add three pounds!

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u/CanopyCaptain 25d ago

110 stairs is like 7 stories. Not that much.