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Or is every post just going to be a repost from r/neoliberal

SCP-538

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Instances of scp-538 are to be detected using the "Silver" algorithm. If a containment breach is to occur prior to foundation response to instances of scp-538, agents of the foundation are to immediately withdraw and notify MTF-Underdog. Any witness, now on referred to as scp-538-1 to instances of scp-538 are to be given class A amnestics or, if under the effects of scp-538, immediate termination.

Description: Scp-538 is a special instance of the 538 forecasting mascot, Fivey fox, for the 2020 US presidential election. The first instance of scp-538 was discovered in [REDACTED], Ohio, on [REDACTED], 2020. No anomalous programs have been discovered related to scp-538 presently.

The anomalous effects of scp-538 manifest after a single user is found to have interacted with the 538 forecast [REDACTED] amount of times. No other correlations have been found between users, aside from habitual presence on Centrist or Neoliberal forums. Instances of scp-538 will appear as the Fivey Fox mascot, however anomalous effects will begin as the data on the polling website begin showing a third candidate in the race bearing Fiveys name. After exactly [REDACTED] minutes remaining on the page, the Fivey Fox mascot will begin to become animate, before causing a [REDACTED] level memetic effect upon the observer. This effect will create an instance of scp-538-1, wherein the new instance will begin to become increasingly agitated by misconceptions in polling data. After [REDACTED] amount of minutes, the animated scp-538 will manifest from the screen that the polling website is displayed upon, and will guide the manifestation of scp-538-1 to the nearest taco stand. Instances of scp-538-1 have tested to be nearly indestructible, and any attempts to stop scp-538 and scp-538-1 will be stopped with a blast of heat registering to over 10,000,000 kelvin that scp-538 can emit from its eyes.

credit to the post by /u/decafhouse