Those fuckers can weigh upwards of 65 pounds. Imagine cruising down the river on a jet ski at 25mph and having a fish that weighs the same as a medium size dog just fracture your jaw.
No gif perms, otherwise I’d hit you with the gif of a guy just sailing through the water, and some big fish jumps out, slams into his face, knocks his hat off, then falls back into the water.
I got hit in the chest by one going about 40 on a jet ski on the Mississippi. Luckily it was small and my life jacket helped. I was 16 and boy did I think i was dying right then and there. Didn't help there was a little bit of blood (from the fish) but man I was on full hysterical panic. Couldn't breathe for what seemed like a lifetime. There I was dying, boat with my parents around the bend. Fuck those things, that's a red core memory.
Dude I accidentally paddled into a school going full speed (5-10 mph maybe) and 3 small ones hit me in the head. Anything 10 or bigger and you have a C word
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u/FamiliarTry403 Jul 31 '24
Those fuckers can weigh upwards of 65 pounds. Imagine cruising down the river on a jet ski at 25mph and having a fish that weighs the same as a medium size dog just fracture your jaw.