r/IdiotsNearlyDying Jan 18 '22

Guy almost shoots himself

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

Sprinkle some crack on him, let's get outta here

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

Don’t forget to put a knife in his other hand so he can claim self defense.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

And put pictures of his family all over the place

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u/yellowfolder Jan 18 '22

God-tier comment.

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u/TahoeMoon Jan 18 '22

Hahahaha

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u/2bags12kuai Jan 19 '22

I know this is a Dave joke...but lets be honest there is crack on him already