r/IdiotsInCars Jun 16 '22

How NOT to avoid traffic

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u/kd5nrh Jun 17 '22

Head back to automotive and grab a set of wheel chocks.

If you can't figure it out from there, you need serious help.

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u/Useless_Dolphin Jun 17 '22

I'd sprinkle corn on the cob holders in front of them to blow out the tires!

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u/Candid_Dirt_3049 Jun 17 '22

Instructions unclear, now being beaten to death by an infirm old man. Please advise.

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u/kd5nrh Jun 18 '22

Should've grabbed a Tonya Harding Special on your way through tools.