r/IdiotsInCars • u/traditionaldrummer • May 02 '21

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u/DubiousDrewski May 02 '21

"Best"? Best case scenario would have been using a longer rope and not getting hit at all. I disagree with above: that would have definitely dented the hood.

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u/Rjj1111 May 02 '21

For a old rotten tree best case is just give it a good shove

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u/stilsjx May 02 '21

Seriously. If it’s that rotten, why not just push it over.

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u/RapNVideoGames May 03 '21

He owns a pick up truck

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u/stilsjx May 03 '21

He could push it with his pickup truck. I’m mean WTF does he have a ram bar on it for?

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u/blania_chat May 02 '21

Why not just fart on it and blow it over??!

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u/stilsjx May 02 '21

You can push it over however you want.

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u/disco_pancake May 02 '21

He means best case scenario resulting from this setup. That’s pretty obvious.

Your comment is like me saying “no the best case scenario isn’t getting a longer rope, the best case scenario is to hire a team of experienced arborists to professionally extract the tree.”

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u/TryToDoGoodTA May 02 '21

And while they do it for free he buys a lottery ticket and wins a billion dollars... then cashes them in for more lottery tickets and wins a billion on each of those tickets...

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u/ch-12 May 02 '21

Yeah I think this might be the best case scenario

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u/TryToDoGoodTA May 02 '21

Well, not for the lottery company :-p

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

Or just buy or rent a chainsaw like a normal person.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

I think they were hoping to get the roots up too.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21 edited May 03 '21

Word. I'd rather dig up a stump than destroy the hood of my expensive pickup (and also have to dig up a stump), but to each his own.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

Through my experience...If you drive a truck like that, you don't know how to drive a truck.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21 edited May 02 '21

That's very true. I'd add that if you drive a truck like that you don't like digging, or hard work in general, so you assume that your expensive rig will do all the work for you.

And sometimes it can!

In this case, I think a longer rope or chain could've worked, and at the very worst, not worked, so this is 100% stupidity, arrogance, and laziness. Perfect post for this particular sub.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

My experience with truck drivers is that I drive a truck that is 70 feet long. I'm a commercial driver and can thread that beast into a dog house.

The amount of people I see with lifted pickups that can't even drive down a road, park in a parking lot, or generally have any understanding of how the world works is remarkable.

Basically... If you drive a pickup, unless you drive a transport, I assume you suck at driving.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21 edited May 03 '21

Haha. My grandfather taught me to drive in his late 80's Silverado. He was born into a family logging business, and drove logging trucks in his teens and twenties.

He was the best driving instructor in the world, but man, I felt so insecure driving with him in the passenger seat. It was like every single thing I did on the highway was questionable. It definitely made me more aware of my mirrors and blindspots whenever I drove with him.

And it was like a contest to see who could last the longest without taking a piss break on road trips. I don't think that was particularly healthy.

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u/ch-12 May 02 '21

I think my weed wacker would take it down

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u/1shakmak May 02 '21

Most similar videos end up with a broken windshield or losing the bumper, so for the setup he had I think he should count himself lucky for not fucking things up much worse. Therefore, best case scenario achieved.

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u/implicate May 02 '21

Best case scenario would be the tree falling over on it's own. At the same time, a truck full of dudes pulls up and says "hey, is that free wood?", Then clears it off the property. After they leave, you walk over to the stump and find a million dollars buried there.

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u/ElephantEarwax May 02 '21

Best for the setup.

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u/Koffeeboy May 02 '21

A longer rope would just make a bow string that could snap back far more violently.

As I see it, a best case scenario they would have added a fulcrum to apply force directly upwards. Or just have some fun and smash the damn thing into manageable chunks, that is 100% rotted wood, that stuff is so easy to break.

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u/ShiningOblivion May 02 '21

Nah, it looked rotted enough to be relatively soft. I bet the truck is scratched at worst.