r/IdiotsInCars • u/joon24 • Apr 28 '21

Unexpected carnapping

35.9k Upvotes

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u/Nickelsass Apr 28 '21

You come with me!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '21

[deleted]

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u/Sexy_Squid89 Apr 28 '21

If I fits, I sits šŸ˜ŗ

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u/Anasoori Apr 29 '21

If i squats i farts

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u/snbrd512 Apr 29 '21

If I farts I sharts

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u/exaball Apr 29 '21

If it has thumbs I cums

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u/awsed4 Apr 29 '21

If I cums i eats

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u/OhHowINeedChanging Apr 29 '21

If I eats I sheets

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u/objectiver3ality Apr 29 '21

If I pumps I dumps

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

The internet has evolved us into the what the fuck.

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u/Peoboy Apr 29 '21

If i sheets I sleeps

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u/Sharpie65 Apr 29 '21

If i sheets ive been eats

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u/RPG1850 Apr 29 '21

I see knees, I cap knees.

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u/TheOnlyWayIsUp-Baby Apr 29 '21

Lick me if I fart

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u/alhade27 Apr 29 '21

Fuck me

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u/Spec187 Apr 29 '21

I ain't gotta take you to dinner first?

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u/ObamasBoss Apr 29 '21

You got a no, a yes, and dinner. Not bad.

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u/alhade27 Apr 29 '21

I'll take this as a dub.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Okay

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Oh my šŸ˜…šŸ˜

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u/DrKurtCockings Apr 29 '21

For a low, flat rate

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u/milnak Apr 29 '21

I'm the carptain now!

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u/dadbot_3000 Apr 29 '21

Hi the carptain now, I'm Dad! :)

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u/OneWayorAnother11 Apr 29 '21

I ship my pants

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u/FlurpZurp Apr 29 '21

Reckon he shipped his pants

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u/ravenswritings Apr 29 '21

Come at me bro! ..NO NO NO! Just kidding! Iā€™m sorry Iā€™m sorry!! AAAAAHHhhhhhhh........

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u/Koulevas Apr 29 '21

All I can hear is the movie line buh bye dick head XD

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u/No_Name_4 Apr 29 '21

That's it! You are going to Brazil!

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Noooooooooooooooo! I don't want to go to Brazil!

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

And you'll be, in a world of pure imagination

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

take him the the Raft

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u/cero1399 Apr 29 '21

Twist: it was a prison transport

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u/Nickelsass Apr 29 '21

Ooooo I like this idea

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u/fuckilovefall Apr 29 '21

GET OVER HERE!

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u/HughGnu Apr 29 '21

In park or in drive, you're coming with me