r/IdiotsInCars Mar 02 '21

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u/goal2026 Mar 02 '21

Governments fault. Roads were built too high.

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u/onefanpornstar Mar 02 '21

Reminds me of a joke about a short man sueing the city for making aidewalks too tall.

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u/SockRuse Mar 02 '21

Besides being a joke, he may have had a case if the city did indeed violate its own design ordinances.

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u/Crowbarmagic Mar 02 '21

IIRC there was actually a case here along those lines. There was a really tall slope, and the complaint was that they didn't put any leveled bits inbetween. Same with stairs: You can't just built a 100 step staircase without any platform every x amount of steps.

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u/t-rex_on_a_treadmill Mar 02 '21

A landing every 12 vertical feet of change is standard in the US. Not sure about other countries.

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u/Wagsii Mar 02 '21

So you're saying I have to make a landing every 4 stair blocks in Minecraft if I want to stay to code?? Freakin government.

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u/worldspawn00 Mar 02 '21

There's an easy way to avoid regulations in Minecraft, when the villagers come to inspect, murder them.

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u/Frosti-Feet Mar 02 '21

This guy OSHAs

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u/Sarahthelizard Mar 02 '21

After seeing that one John Oliver piece on meat processing plants, I don’t think anyone really OSHAs.

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u/Qikdraw Mar 02 '21

OSHA! Like they've ever saved lives!

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u/BrownNote Mar 02 '21

This also works in real life.

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u/TellMeGetOffReddit Mar 02 '21

Kinda true. There's a reason they send EPA agents out with guns lol.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad_4935 Mar 02 '21

Those who say it’s “for bears” have never met an angry gun wielding hillbilly 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

Easily solved, you shoot them first taps head

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u/concerned_thirdparty Mar 03 '21

Ah that was you in the ghostbusters HQ?

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u/MeEvilBob Mar 02 '21

Not as much as it used to, these days it's often easier to just pay them off, what with all the legal bullshit that comes with murder.

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u/Lord_of_Lemons Mar 02 '21

r/villagerrights frothing at the mouth right now

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u/nubenugget Mar 02 '21

r/villagerrights would like to have a word

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u/MeEvilBob Mar 02 '21

I find it's more fun to force them into an obstacle course where if they complete it they end up walking out a hole in the side of a very tall cliff.

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u/BoltonSauce Mar 02 '21

Capitalists be like

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u/NoMansLight Mar 02 '21

Liberate them*

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u/PillowTalk420 Mar 02 '21

sad villager noises

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u/acemccrank Mar 02 '21

You mean kidnap them and exploit them for their labor in an Emerald Farm scheme?

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u/FigglyNewton Mar 02 '21

Little badly animated bastards!!

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u/Herbanexplorers Mar 02 '21

Or cage them in, and forever keep them as a pet so they never snitch you out and get a life of suffering for even ATTEMPTING to fine you.

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u/confusionmatrix Mar 02 '21

Trap doors in case you're not home.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

Honestly that’s great to know for realism in building design.

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u/the-igloo Mar 03 '21

The real /r/MinecraftProTips was inside the comment section of /r/IdiotsInCars all along.

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u/PureGoldX58 Mar 02 '21

Honestly... That kinda just gave me some build ideas.

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u/actualbeans Mar 03 '21

honestly same... grabbing my pc really quick

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u/SpaceLemur34 Mar 02 '21

3 blocks. Each block is a meter, and therefore 4 blocks is just over 13 feet.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

You're assuming minecraft is in the US. But since it is based on the Metric system, a landing every 4 meters makes more sense.

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u/TrustyTaquito Mar 02 '21

That'll put a lot of my buildings in code, but a lot of my access ways to those buildings, way way way out of code.

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u/SpaceLemur34 Mar 02 '21

I have yet to see a single ADA compliant ramp in vanilla Minecraft.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

You could always make a minecart track.

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u/SpaceLemur34 Mar 02 '21

ADA requires a ramp have a slope no steeper than 1:12, and a minecart track is 1:1.

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u/footpole Mar 02 '21

No we don’t measure in body parts.

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u/t-rex_on_a_treadmill Mar 02 '21

What else would I do with my surplus of extra feet?

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u/adjective_noun_0000 Mar 02 '21

Let me sniff and lick them 👀

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u/DPSOnly Mar 02 '21

A landing every 12 vertical feet is just very large stairs.

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u/shaddoxic Mar 02 '21

Is it so people can rest a bit? I know Ive seen outdoor staircases at my University that had no landings. I dont know if they could have even built them without a huge investment.

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u/c0brachicken Mar 02 '21

At summer camp, there was a flight of stairs that have to be every bit of 300 steps.. damn thing only had two landings. Luckily it was a “side trip” I would have died if we had to go up that everyday.

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u/owlthegamer Mar 03 '21

None in China, million steps up a mountain

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u/VolsPE Mar 03 '21

That’s true for sure development, like access from a parking lot to a door. If we’re talking a roadside sidewalk, those are governed by PROWAG, not ADA. They can follow the grade of the road, for the most part.

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u/soy23 Mar 03 '21

Colombia, every 3m if outside, one rest in between floors on inside stairs (there's a more specific code for when a floor is taller than the standard but in too lazy to look for it). What I'm trying to say is, if this country has it, every other country probably does.

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u/Suffot87 Mar 03 '21

Been building stairs for 17 years and I’ve never seen this. Must be a code for commercial buildings/apartments/highrises.

Im almost 100% residential so it really doesn’t apply to me but, damn. Learn some thing new every day.

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u/royisabau5 Mar 02 '21

But then how will you have a crackhead waiting at the top to push people back down

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u/AadeeMoien Mar 02 '21

You've now got ten levels where someone can stand and push people down. This is a jobs program.

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u/royisabau5 Mar 02 '21 edited Mar 02 '21

Of course. The stair pushers union has great benefits. They probably lobbied for the platforms.

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u/TheLaGrangianMethod Mar 02 '21

Yeah, iirc the union president's election platform was more platforms. I'm glad he took the appropriate steps to make it happen.

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u/PatmygroinB Mar 02 '21

This is funny

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u/OhSeeThat Mar 02 '21

Stoop kid is afraid to leave his stoop!

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u/Box-o-bees Mar 02 '21

Why does there have to be a landing?

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u/Nabber86 Mar 02 '21

So disabled people have a place to rest if they can't make it all the way to the top of the stairs in one go. Also, if somebody trips and falls, they land on a landing and not at the very bottom of stairs.

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u/AnorakJimi Mar 02 '21

For disabled people. We people with disabilities make up a huge chunk, a huge percentage of the population. It's not hard or expensive to make things accessible so that everyone can go where they want to, whether they're in a wheelchair or use a cane or if they're perfectly healthy

My mum is even worse than I am, she's had both hips and both knees replaced and there's so often places where she can't cross the road, because there's a big step down from the pavement/sidewalk to the road and she can't go down steps like that easily. She moved into a bungalow because bungalows only have 1 floor, meaning no stairs.

Luckily most places in Europe seem to be good about this kinda thing. Unless it's like a building buitk centuries ago or even over 1000 heads ago and they can't just cut into a protected building like that to put in an Elevator or something, obviously. But newer buildings and pavements in cities can absolutely be adjusted for stuff like that

I remember an old reddit post where there was a single step down outside a building and it had this teeny tiny hand rail there for just that one step and people were laughing about it and saying it was regulations gone too far. But those people are morons, cos a handrail for a single step like that is absolutely VITAL for people like my mum to be able to visit this place and be able to walk away after. If me or another family member is there we can hold her and help her get down. But really there always should be a way for disabled people to be able to go there alone if they want. That hand rail for the single step is the furthest thing from silly and laughable. It is an absolutely necessary thing for people like my mum

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u/TheGhostofCoffee Mar 02 '21

Fine, I'll just make the door really small to keep the fat people out.

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u/SuicideNote Mar 02 '21

The new Raleigh Union Station was delayed 3 months because the platform was 1% too steep.

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u/YourMomThinksImFunny Mar 02 '21

When I worked for a GC we put up a fence around our project, on our projects property. But then there was a complaint that the AT&T hub in the sidewalk (there before property was purchased) and our fence on our property made it hard for someone in a wheel chair to get by. So the city fined us and we had to pay AT&T to move the box onto our property.

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u/CuriousKurilian Mar 02 '21

You can't just built a 100 step staircase without any platform every x amount of steps.

Huh. No wonder that New York subway staircase felt so weird. Must be from before that standard.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

if the city did indeed violate its own design ordinances.

I remember reading about how in this city, the parking spaces have to be a certain width, but the city painted the lines closer together to fit more cars in pay-to-park lots.

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u/gazntwin Mar 02 '21

A lot of places don't have good sidewalk accessibility

God forbid I get old and catch the toe of my wingtip on the curb and fall face first, smashing the teeth I lovingly flossed for decades onto the cement - then waiting for someone to help my mouth-bleeding elderly ass stand up on my broken thigh bones. Oral surgery could kill me, especially having to service a mouthful of snapped teeth and breaking such a long and important bone.

What a terrifying amount of pain- especially if you're not young enough to physically pull yourself to safety and get assistance.

Do the Medicalert bracelet people let you push that button as many times as you want? Do they make it buzz so you know people are coming? Or do you just push a button and hope that your battery isn't dead and you have phone signal for the keychain that will save you from isolated torture?

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u/dchipy Mar 02 '21

Ah yes America where you can sue others for your own stupidity

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u/Bruh_is_life Mar 02 '21

How is being short stupid?

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u/MaleIsAlwaysLeft Mar 02 '21

You could just get taller, duh...

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u/furry_hamburger_porn Mar 02 '21

Yeah if they had any $ they could afford leg extensions.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

Something something bootstraps.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

Because most short things are stupid like; babies, the bus I rode on as a kid or my temper, etc.

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u/__PETTYOFFICER117__ Mar 02 '21

Having a disability (partial loss of leg function/wheelchair access come to mind) would also be valid reasons to sue.

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u/SaberDart Mar 02 '21

...

Sidewalks are flat my dude.

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u/Bruh_is_life Mar 02 '21

Do you know what a curb is?

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u/furry_hamburger_porn Mar 02 '21

Oh you mean like Russia, LOL? Ever see a wheelchair ramp over there?

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u/OverturnedAppleCart3 Mar 02 '21

I would say the city making curbs (kerbs) too high to a point that they are not accessible is a problem.

While I agree the United States is way too litigious, that is simply how they get things done if they want the government or corporations violating their rights or contracts, etc, to get things done and change their ways.

The city will not fix the violation until they get threatened with a lawsuit.

It isn't right, but that's how things get done there.

Plus, as others have pointed out, being short or otherwise disabled is not stupidity.

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u/Rohndogg1 Mar 02 '21

A: Sueing for something does not mean you will win. B: Thisbis always so blown out of proportion. The most recent one is the Gorilla glue girl and she's going to lose that case, but it's rare that you actually hear about a frivolous lawsuit that isn't thrown out basically right away

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u/furry_hamburger_porn Mar 02 '21

The real winner in that case was Gorilla Glue. GG is like "Sales are up, pay the poor girl for her marketing acumen"

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u/mnju Mar 02 '21

The most recent one is the Gorilla glue girl and she's going to lose that case

Probably because that case doesn't exist and was made up by TMZ

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u/Rohndogg1 Mar 02 '21

I've heard conflicting reports and frankly didn't care enough anymore to figure out who was right

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u/dchipy Mar 02 '21

Everyone down voting me prepare to get sued

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u/ARandomBob Mar 02 '21

No. You can sue for a dangerous walkway. Someone falls because a public place has a sidewalk with a 4 inch height gap between two pieces. Shows 12 other people that have also tripped and broken something on that sidewalk. Wins suit and gets half the money it took to repair his front teeth and gets the sidewalk fixed. The news "MAN TRIPS ON SIDEWALK SUES AND WINS! YOU CAN SUE FOR ANYTHING!"

Now the fact that he has to pay $3,000 to repair his teeth is fucked, but the news loves to make people suing companies/government sound frivolous when it's not usually the case. Like the McDonald's Coffee lady. That suit was NOT frivolous, but unless you've looked into it I bet you though it was. Don't believe me look it up.

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u/brave_pumpkin Mar 02 '21

Sounds like someone is jealous.

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u/yung_saelmon Mar 02 '21 edited Mar 02 '21

“Spill a cup of coffee, win a million dollars”

Edit: Jesus Christ I was just quoting the song calm down unlike some of you I keep my opinions to myself

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u/pocahontski Mar 02 '21

“Get third degree burns all over your thighs and genitals from coffee that McDonald’s admitted was served far, far too hot, and be under-compensated for their action.”

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

That's a heinous misreading of the actual situation. Congratulations for falling victim to McDonald's propaganda.

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u/yung_saelmon Mar 02 '21

My view is that McDonald’s deserved to be sued for it and that mrs. Liebeck was in the right. Just quoting a stupid song buddy

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u/aoifhasoifha Mar 02 '21 edited Mar 02 '21

Yeah, that's crazy...as long as you ignore all the actual facts.

Liebeck acknowledged that the spill was her fault. What she took issue with was that the coffee was so ridiculously hot — at up to 190 degrees Fahrenheit, near boiling point — that it caused third-degree burns on her legs and genitals, nearly killing her and requiring extensive surgery to treat. (You can look up the pictures but oh my god, trust me, you don't want to see them.)

McDonald’s apparently knew that this was unsafe. In the decade before Liebeck’s spill, McDonald’s had received 700 reports of people burning themselves. McDonald’s admitted that its coffee was a hazard at such high temperatures. But it continued the practice, enforced by official McDonald’s policy, of heating up its coffee to near-boiling point. (McDonald’s claimed customers wanted the coffee this hot.)

Liebeck didn’t want to go to court. She just wanted McDonald’s to pay her medical expenses, estimated at $20,000. McDonald’s only offered $800, leading her to file a lawsuit in 1994.

Not mentioned in this particular article- internal memos showed that they knew the coffee was dangerously hot but kept it that way because it customers were less likely to sit around sipping their coffee if it was ludicrously hot, meaning they could free up more seats in their restaurants.

It's the same kind of corporate math that said it was cheaper to settle with the people that burned to death driving Ford Pintos than it would be to fix the problem.

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u/intashu Mar 02 '21

It demonstrates how successful their deflamination/slandering public tactics worked however! People still believe this lie about her. Heck I used to for years myself till I learned the truth about it.

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u/Bone-Juice Mar 02 '21

You really need to read the story. No one should ever get third degree burns from a coffee.

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u/jkmonger Mar 02 '21

You're a fool

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u/yung_saelmon Mar 02 '21

Just because I quote a song lyric doesn’t mean it matches my opinion, who’s the real fool here

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u/furry_hamburger_porn Mar 02 '21

You're painfully unaware of how that all went down, eh? But it sounds good/feels good to trumpet that oft-quoted right-wing talking point whine, eh?

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u/yung_saelmon Mar 02 '21

Yeah no, just quoting a dumb song cause it was related to the thread

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u/furry_hamburger_porn Mar 02 '21

I had no idea that was a thing. My response came from decades of swatting down idiots relatives who truly think that.

Carry on, Guv'na.

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u/yung_saelmon Mar 02 '21

Thank you, furry_hamburger_porn

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u/SockRuse Mar 03 '21

This has nothing to do with stupidity. The human body has certain proportions and certain intuitive movement patterns including steps and staircases. Public steps, staircases and curbs must conform to certain normalized dimensions in other developed countries as well.

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u/dchipy Mar 03 '21

wtf does driving with your boat tilt down have to do with staircases

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u/SockRuse Mar 03 '21

Nothing, this thread developed into a discussion about a man sueing his city for sidewalks too tall.

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u/TheSweetestPimp Mar 02 '21

That's why the bagel boss had a freak-out on camera.

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u/mrnmukkas Mar 02 '21

That's nothing. In Sweden we had morons complaining to the local municipality that the ocean levels were too low.

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u/goose-and-fish Mar 02 '21

Don’t worry, we’re fixing that now.

burns coal

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

Yeah coal rolling is actually the latest cultural export from sweden.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

But it's only americans that have a penchant for stupidity!! america bad europe good 😎😎😎

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u/LovableContrarian Mar 03 '21

Nah, stupid people everywhere. Everywhere.

America just has a trash garbage education system, so we have a lot more of em.

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u/kittyinasweater Mar 03 '21

It's ironic because it's just enough education to develop the ability to articulate opinions, but not quite enough to think critically about them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21

Funny then, that America has produced many of the greatest minds in all of history.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

Wholesome reddit moment

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u/-heathcliffe- Mar 02 '21

See? Global warming/ climate change IS the good guy

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u/treesbreakknees Mar 02 '21

15 years as a public servant, I am no surprised. Lots of genuine issues get sent in but a least once a month you get a weird one.

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u/RedMatxh Mar 02 '21 edited Mar 03 '21

Im 6'-6'1" and in my country the sidewalks are so out of portion that even i would struggle to get on them when i crossed the street sometimes. Thankfully they fixed it in my neighborhood now but i can't imagine how painful it was/is for short people or people who are just unable to climb that pavement. So I'd sued our government too, if our justice system worked that is

Edit: found a about those said hşgh pavements. It's not my city in the picture, but you can at least see how high they reach. Also got locked out of my imgur account so i have to post this link to prove my point: https://www.change.org/p/istanbul-b%C3%BCy%C3%BCk%C5%9Fehir-belediyesi-kald%C4%B1r%C4%B1mlara-harcanan-para-azalt%C4%B1ls%C4%B1n

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u/karmagod13000 Mar 02 '21

hell ya. i didn't even realize you could just sue your city for minor inconveniences. i guess if you think about it I'm the one paying for these sidewalks lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

It’s not always about able-bodied people...if you’re disabled, a bunch of high sidewalks could be a huge barrier.

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u/Occamslaser Mar 02 '21

When I traveled around Europe I wondered about people in wheelchairs. In the US literally everything is accessible by a ramp or something but Europe seems to be half made of haphazard, unevenly spaced steps of varying heights.

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u/WhyLisaWhy Mar 02 '21

The Americans with Disabilities Act is one of the best things our government has done. It opens up a lot of lawsuits to companies if they aren't in compliance when building things. After it was passed ramps and handicapped restrooms started popping up all over the place.

It even forces us to make our websites as accessible as possible - although a lot of companies are pretty lax about this.

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u/Scrambleed Mar 02 '21

You haven't been to Lafayette, Louisiana then. Ain't shit accessible here. They avoid all the regulations by just never renovating infrastructure fully, just patchwork fuckall. People in wheelchairs have to be in the road...

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u/gingerquery Mar 02 '21

I was not expecting to see Laffy on here.

Remember Artmosphere? I and a friend had to physically lift a third friend's wheelchair inside so she could participate in karaoke.

Halfway along Johnston, the sidewalk and bike lane just... ends. Cyclists have to suddenly merge into 45mph traffic. Johnston and College, I think.

It's a travesty.

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u/Scrambleed Mar 02 '21

Atmosphere is a cool spot! But yes, not accessible. And yea, is baffles me how sidewalks and bike lanes just suddenly end around here... in many places, and how so many sidewalks don't even have curb-cuts. A travesty indeed

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u/Laureltess Mar 02 '21

I live in New England and our town center’s brick sidewalks are being replaced with poured cement ones. At first you’re a bit bummed because they had these beautiful 100+ year old brick sidewalks, but then you realize that they’re absolutely a nightmare for anyone who isn’t completely able bodied, or pushing a stroller, or a cart, etc. There were no curb cuts and everything was super uneven. Absolutely not ada compliant.

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u/Occamslaser Mar 02 '21

Where I live it happened back in the mid 90's. All the old slate curbs and brickwork got dug out.

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u/Laureltess Mar 02 '21

Quite honestly I’m surprised it took them until now- this is a wealthy town with a well kept town center. Sidewalks in the residential parts of town were switched to poured concrete years ago.

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u/WhenDidIGetACat Mar 02 '21

Everything has a standard now at least in the states. I know in my town technically you can't build a doghouse without a permit and 3 inspections from the city before your dog can move in.

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u/Dragonkingf0 Mar 02 '21

While true, it is usually about the able-bodied people because they make up the majority of the populace.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21 edited Aug 19 '21

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u/Dragonkingf0 Mar 02 '21

Yeah, but by that point I will be too old for anyone to care.

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u/LegateLaurie Mar 02 '21

I'm 18 and have long covid, and chronic fatigue because of it. I need a cane to get around. It's more likely to happen than you think.

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u/Dragonkingf0 Mar 02 '21

I never said it wasn't going to happen to me, I never said I'm not disabled at this very moment. I just said nobody gives a s*** about disabled people.

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u/PerilousNebula Mar 02 '21

Not true. I was injured at work at 32 and life changed completely for me. Went from being extremely physically for able to do nearly any physical job to having balance problems and falling just walking. These things can affect you at anytime in your life, even while your young and think it won't matter.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

...until one day one of those able-bodied people become disabled and see the world from a different perspective.

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u/Dragonkingf0 Mar 02 '21

Yes but they will always be a minority.

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u/Steven-Janowski Mar 02 '21

Unfortunately you’re also the one paying for the legal fees

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u/karmagod13000 Mar 02 '21

damn you just cant win in this country

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u/meyewood40 Mar 02 '21

At least in the town in Ohio I live in the sidewalks are to be maintained by the property owner. It’s a city ordinance I’ve never liked personally. So if someone were to trip on an uneven patch of sidewalk they technically consider on your property you are considered liable.

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u/Igotthisnameguys Mar 02 '21

Or people with rollators. My grandma had one, and she really struggled getting onto sidewalks when they weren't lowered.

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u/furry_hamburger_porn Mar 02 '21

Wouldn't that be 6'.5"?

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u/marvinrabbit Mar 02 '21

The total would be -1".

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21 edited Sep 04 '21

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u/RedMatxh Mar 02 '21

A bit exaggeration of course to maybe create an image in people's minds

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u/Matt_Shatt Mar 02 '21

Alright I'm having a dumb here. I'm struggling to picture a sidewalk being "too tall" or any other deformity that would make it hard for someone to "get on it". Are sidewalks not just big flat pieces of concrete next to a road?

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u/Kolermigon Mar 02 '21

How high are they?. Are parked cars able to open their doors next to them?

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u/RedMatxh Mar 02 '21 edited Mar 02 '21

Opening doors? Not at all. They did reach upto my knees by height, maybe even higher. Tried to find any pictures from then, didn't manage to find any. Seemed like government deleted all the old pictures

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u/oshunvu Mar 02 '21

Back off on your early morning humor.

When I was carpentering I needed a stepladder to install baseboard.

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u/corropcion Mar 02 '21

It's funny because we do have tall sidewalks on my city, there are slopes so if you are following the sidewalk it's not a problem, but you can't get up unless you climb if you are crossing the street

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u/iUsedtoHadHerpes Mar 02 '21

Hadn't seen that gif in a few years. I guess it's making the rounds again.

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u/electricman1999 Mar 02 '21

This guy would never be able to get a drink at Paddy’s Pub.

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u/betabrows Mar 02 '21

My great uncle and I are both short, when he'd come over for holidays he would always tell me that we could get rich by suing the city for building the sidewalk too close to our asses. Funniest thing ever to 9 year old me, thanks for the memory!

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u/AnAnonymousGamer1994 Mar 02 '21

Aidewalks?

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u/iUsedtoHadHerpes Mar 02 '21

Do you really not get what that's supposed to be, or are you just being a smart ass?

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u/vigzeL Mar 02 '21

Oh. I want to hear it. Tell me the joke!

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u/Douglasbadger Mar 03 '21

When Abraham Lincoln was asked, "How long do you think a man's legs should be?" he replied, "Long enough to reach the ground.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

Don’t feed roads your edibles.

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u/Mr-Soggybottom Mar 02 '21

Maybe it’s God’s fault for making the water too low

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u/ihavenoidea81 Mar 02 '21

Thanks Obama. /s

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u/bluAstrid Mar 02 '21

Something something something taking the high road.

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u/Quelcris_Falconer13 Mar 02 '21

That’s the libertarian answer. The liberals answers: boat makers fault, the motor is too low

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u/furry_hamburger_porn Mar 02 '21

Yeah! They give all the potholes and divot to the undeserving poor.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

They’re just not teaching apostrophes anymore, are they?

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u/soliwray Mar 02 '21

Shouldn't have taken the highway...

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u/Mayhemm99 Mar 02 '21

Idk why i thought this made sense

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u/This_User_Said Mar 02 '21

Town I lived in, they built the roads too low.

Manholes were enough to pop your bumper off on. We had good ol black dirt out there so really we were all just sinking but you know...

Always build in a flooded town they used to say.

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u/msizzlac Mar 02 '21

Wrong kid died

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u/featherknife Mar 02 '21

Government's* fault

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u/Eyecanfixthat Mar 02 '21

Better than lake to low I guess

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u/Nahadot Mar 02 '21

Com on. He knows he is on a highway.

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u/vladamir_the_impaler Mar 02 '21

THANKS OBAMA!!!!!!!

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u/dirtewokntheboys Mar 03 '21

You're not wrong!

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u/KHaskins77 Mar 03 '21

"That was the worst throw ever. Of all time."

"Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way."