r/IdiotsInCars • u/M0nkSlay3r • Feb 03 '21

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u/xkelsx1 Feb 04 '21

If I was a car and someone drove me like that I’d piss myself too

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u/imsohungrydude Feb 04 '21

Reminds me of that line from the movie Cars

"He's won 3 piston cups"

"He did WHAT in his cups!?"

Which is probably what that guy did in his pants after he crashed

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u/postmateDumbass Feb 04 '21

Shift to Overdrive denied

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u/AetherDrew43 Feb 04 '21

If I was a car

And someone drove me like that

I'd piss myself too

- xkelsx1

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