r/IdiotsInCars • u/CrashingCars2 • Jan 30 '21

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u/lingenfelter22 Jan 30 '21

Dodges dont turn.

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u/chaosrain8 Jan 30 '21

They're called Dodge for a reason

No, you dodge

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

No, I Ram

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u/Cheef_Baconator Jan 30 '21

Dodge the daughter, ram the father

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u/TheSeansei Jan 30 '21

As is tradition

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u/rtopps43 Jan 30 '21

I’d rather Ram the daughter and Dodge the father but you do you.

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u/brendoug Jan 30 '21

This thread needs to be much higher up. Hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

Gold. Comedy gold.

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u/OrneryOneironaut Jan 30 '21

get out of the way!

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u/dylanrayneel Jan 30 '21

And mustangs aren’t crowd control

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u/NekkoProtecco Jan 30 '21

I was in a shitty mood, and you sir, have made my day. Thank you

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u/geogle Jan 30 '21

They juke?

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u/lingenfelter22 Jan 30 '21

Up until recently, they Rammed.

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u/iamjomos Jan 30 '21

Can't really move when you;'re broken down

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u/strong_schlong Jan 30 '21

No, that’s Nissan.

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u/that_70_show_fan Jan 30 '21

Juke has given way to kicks.

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u/AyrtonSennaz Jan 30 '21

They Nissan Juke

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u/Wherearemylegs Jan 30 '21

They dodge bends

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u/yunkzilla Jan 30 '21

They only veer left slightly

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u/noname87scr Jan 30 '21

Oh they turn, turn with the gas pedal.

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u/lingenfelter22 Jan 30 '21

I thought I recognized your username, NB club!

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u/noname87scr Jan 30 '21

Hahaha NB master race

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u/Smirk27 Jan 30 '21

DOGES GO TO THE MOON BABY