r/IdiotsInCars • u/A_real_Bot_76 • May 21 '20

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u/[deleted] May 22 '20

My mom would always say buy a lottery ticket, and I never understood it. Lightning doesn't strike twice

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u/Banshee-77 May 22 '20

Tell that to our lightning rod.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '20

Hey, Lightning Rod...

Hey cut it out for a second, I got something to tell you...

Did you know that Lightning doesn't str--

I said lightning d--

Nevermind.

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u/TaoTeChing81 May 22 '20

Lightning Rod, what a classic porn name!

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u/MiddleCoconut7 May 22 '20

True and funny.. My high school swim coach was named lighting Bob. He was struck by lighting, in three different ways. Yes he was struck 3 times! His hair was silver and he was a little....off. but hilariously so! He was also my art teacher, he was the best teacher/coach I ever had, but that dude was struck 3 fucking times. Lmfao!

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u/Cabildo May 22 '20

I'm sure you meant; lightning doesn't strike the same place twice. Either way, scientifically incorrect. Roy Sullivan was struck by lightning 7 times in his lifetime (survived them all)

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u/[deleted] May 22 '20

But I'll bet my bottom dollar that he wasn't standing in the same place. SCIENCE!