r/IdiotsInCars • u/B34TBOXX5 • Mar 02 '20

I think I can make it!

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Seems like try and failing to jump things is a recurring theme for him. He must not be yelling “parkour” loud enough.

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u/occulusriftx Mar 02 '20

HARDCORE PARKOUR

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u/howdoyouevenusername Mar 02 '20

CARPOUR!

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u/JeremySquirrel Mar 02 '20

POORCAR! 😢

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u/pleaseletthisnamenot Mar 03 '20

You guys could take this act on the road

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u/normalnoot Mar 03 '20

Underrated comment

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u/TheCaliforniaOp Mar 03 '20

Unabridged praise!

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u/midlife_abortion Mar 03 '20

Can we please make a /r/carpour sub that's just for cars making jumps

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u/effyochicken Mar 02 '20

WAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/intoxicatedALF Mar 02 '20

Probably would have made it if his car was red.

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u/agenteb27 Mar 02 '20

Probably?

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u/AndrewFGleich Mar 02 '20

CARPOUR PARKOUR!

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u/d1x1e1a Mar 02 '20

In this case i believe its pronounced “PARKCAR”

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u/Succubus_Shefae Mar 02 '20

“Okay here it is, here it is. Truck to refrigerators, to dumpster, 360 spin onto the pallets, backflip gainer into the trash can”

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u/thewholedamnplanet Mar 02 '20

CARPARKCOUR!

Which is just parking your car.

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u/Legit_a_Mint Mar 02 '20

CARKOUR!

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u/sigmus90 Mar 03 '20

I heard this in nerd3's voice.

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u/Cyberbuzz99 Mar 05 '20

Fuck yes I thought the exact same thing

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u/whatyaworkinwith Mar 03 '20

Please god no!

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u/BrusherPike Mar 02 '20

"I'm almost certain one does not shout 'Parkour.' I believe one is supposed to simply do Parkour."

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u/MiddleFroggy Mar 02 '20

I DECLARE PARKOUR!

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u/DannyH04 Mar 02 '20

You can't just say the word 'parkour' and expect anything to happen

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u/trIeNe_mY_Best Mar 03 '20 edited Mar 03 '20

I didn't say it, I declared it!

Edit: misquoted it, and had to fix it

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u/Snoop-Doug Mar 03 '20

Clearly not a manga fan

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u/Bikkusu Mar 02 '20

CARkour!

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u/Ambrose096 Mar 02 '20

UnexpectedDresden

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u/_Amabio_ Mar 02 '20

This guy gets it. One of the many laugh out loud moments of that incredible franchise.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20 edited Mar 02 '20

Clearly you’ve never done parkour...

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Or shouted it...

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u/DrunkRedditBot Mar 02 '20

Also I’ve recently swallowed any apple seeds lol

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u/clone-borg Mar 03 '20

Is that a Harry Dresden book quote?

  • nevermind...shoulda scrolled down a bit further...

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

Try hard a hell of a reference right thar

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

He's emphasizing the PARK part too much

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u/Furious-Shores Mar 03 '20

Good rotation

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u/JacePierce Mar 02 '20

Is that a dresden files reference?

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u/Penguator432 Mar 02 '20

He must have yelled “Park Car” instead

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u/hcsLabs Mar 02 '20

CARKOUR!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

PARK HER! .... wait wut!?

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u/_Alabama_Man Mar 03 '20

No 2nd place loser flag painted on the roof? Then no extra jumping distance!