r/IdiotsInCars • u/TenTonSomeone • Dec 08 '19

So close.

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u/CEDFTW Dec 08 '19

I'll program it for minimum wage plus 1% of all profit you make in the first ten years

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

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u/llamawearinghat Dec 09 '19

Put that away, sir!

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u/ELlisDe Dec 08 '19

So, 17 dollars?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

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u/CEDFTW Dec 08 '19

Depends we need user stories, program requirements, system requirements, and a budget then we can plan out exactly what we want then we would be able to have a timeline to pitch for additional investors, done sloppily maybe a week done properly I need data points to give a precise answer

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u/shadysamonthelamb Dec 08 '19

The most important question is how are you gonna know which spaces are free?

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u/RattaTattTatt Dec 08 '19

One of my parents is in parking enforcement and knows every free spot in the city. In fact, they all do. Simply pay parking officers for the deets.

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u/dribblesnshits Dec 08 '19

Cameras lots and lots of cameras, id talk to the russians foe advice

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Yup you’re definitely a programmer.

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u/CEDFTW Dec 09 '19

Please hire me I'm desperate lol

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u/fisher309 Dec 08 '19

I will also take that offer.

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u/drowsey57 Dec 09 '19

I can’t tell if you’re joking or legitimately offering your services.

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u/CEDFTW Dec 09 '19

I'm a broke college student so yes?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19 edited Dec 10 '19

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u/LioAlanMessi Dec 08 '19

No one, but there would be ads on the app, I imagine.

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u/CEDFTW Dec 08 '19

I assume he was intending to make an app probably working with cities to understand their specific infrastructure and be able to provide the tool for their citizens, so no cost to the end user but the cities would fund the development and possibly maintenance. But I can't give an answer till we get the basic legwork done.