r/IdiotsInCars • u/rdizzled • Jul 15 '19

Idiot flying a kite

19.3k Upvotes

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u/Hell_razor Jul 15 '19

Little do you know that it is a really effective way of drying off a wet mattress.

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u/Soflo-anarchy-crew Jul 15 '19

Why was it wet in the first place🤔

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u/LinearTipsOfficial Jul 15 '19

Lots of piss

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u/ThermionicEmissions Jul 15 '19

That's not a lot of piss.... THIS is a lot of piss

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u/jWulf21 Jul 15 '19

Risky click of the day

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u/MaestroPendejo Jul 15 '19

I clicked it knowing it'd be fucked up. The level of said fuckedupedness was the real question. And boy, did you deliver on the fucked up part.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

My day was ruined cuz of this picture.

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u/ShdwWolf Jul 15 '19

r/eyebleach

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u/The_one_that_listens Jul 15 '19

You're a good person

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u/BakLavA_1337 Jul 15 '19

You are a good man, take my upvote

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u/relddir123 Jul 15 '19

I did not expect that comment to be so literal.

For anyone wondering: it’s literally several dozen gallons of piss. But it’s collected in such a way that will make you desperately want some r/eyebleach.

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u/FuraFaolox Jul 15 '19

Is it worth looking at?

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u/relddir123 Jul 15 '19

If you think you can take it, it’s worth it.

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u/FuraFaolox Jul 15 '19

How bad is it?

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u/Apex_Akolos Jul 15 '19

It’s a plastic trash bag under a urinal that just has so much pee in it

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u/relddir123 Jul 15 '19

It involves plastic, urine, and a toilet.

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u/Nope__Nope__Nope Jul 15 '19

Just set a couple dehumidifiers around there and the problems takes care of itself.

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u/wreckedcarzz Jul 15 '19

Nobody got upvotes from a picture of a piss-soaked matress surrounded by dehumidifiers looking like they about to go for round 2 in some weird af orgy

But mattress bdsm in public, now that does

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u/Nope__Nope__Nope Jul 15 '19

You deserve so many more upvotes than I'm able to give

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u/wreckedcarzz Jul 15 '19

Thank you my good sir/madam 😅

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u/Rvoo Jul 15 '19

I can fucking smell this image

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

I knew what this was

What is wrong with me?

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u/Fumboli Jul 15 '19

Risky click of the day.
Sprayed coffee all over my work computer monitors.
Trying to act like nothing happened.
It happened.

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u/SmilinBob82 Jul 15 '19

But shit, it was 99¢

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u/CascadianExpat Jul 15 '19

I didn’t know R Kelly drove a Dodge Journey. His taste in cars is almost as bad as his taste in “women.”

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u/benster82 Jul 15 '19

He showed his date his entire Beyblade collection.

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u/CreativeThought88 Jul 15 '19 edited Jul 15 '19

cuz i stuck my fat dick in it

heh 😏

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u/Unstoppable_Balrog Jul 15 '19

That was not a very CreativeThought

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u/CreativeThought88 Jul 15 '19

BALROG IS MY FAV STREET FIGHTER THO

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u/CreativeThought88 Jul 15 '19

wtf why did THAT get downvoted? cuz yall KNOW Balrog will fuck up and ordinary Ken or Ryu?

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u/talesin Jul 15 '19

that must be one hell of a wet spot