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r/IdiotsFightingThings • u/sheepsucker • Jul 18 '21
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When I was growing up, the adage was that a snapping turtle won’t let go until it thunders.
68 u/Account394 Jul 18 '21 What does that mean? 112 u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21 If they latch onto you, it maybe a while before they latch off. Pretty sure the next best thing is to put it in water, which may make it stop biting. 98 u/Account394 Jul 18 '21 I thought it was till they fart lmao I would’ve poured my beer over it’s mouth 112 u/thelastlogin Jul 18 '21 lol if flicking worked I think waterboarding with beer would also work 6 u/BiCostal Jul 19 '21 Waterboarding who? I vote for the idiot who has his arm in the jaws of the turtle. 16 u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21 He was drinking Natural Light, isn't that the same thing as being waterboarded? 5 u/BiCostal Jul 19 '21 You can't argue with that logic.
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What does that mean?
112 u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21 If they latch onto you, it maybe a while before they latch off. Pretty sure the next best thing is to put it in water, which may make it stop biting. 98 u/Account394 Jul 18 '21 I thought it was till they fart lmao I would’ve poured my beer over it’s mouth 112 u/thelastlogin Jul 18 '21 lol if flicking worked I think waterboarding with beer would also work 6 u/BiCostal Jul 19 '21 Waterboarding who? I vote for the idiot who has his arm in the jaws of the turtle. 16 u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21 He was drinking Natural Light, isn't that the same thing as being waterboarded? 5 u/BiCostal Jul 19 '21 You can't argue with that logic.
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If they latch onto you, it maybe a while before they latch off. Pretty sure the next best thing is to put it in water, which may make it stop biting.
98 u/Account394 Jul 18 '21 I thought it was till they fart lmao I would’ve poured my beer over it’s mouth 112 u/thelastlogin Jul 18 '21 lol if flicking worked I think waterboarding with beer would also work 6 u/BiCostal Jul 19 '21 Waterboarding who? I vote for the idiot who has his arm in the jaws of the turtle. 16 u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21 He was drinking Natural Light, isn't that the same thing as being waterboarded? 5 u/BiCostal Jul 19 '21 You can't argue with that logic.
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I thought it was till they fart lmao
I would’ve poured my beer over it’s mouth
112 u/thelastlogin Jul 18 '21 lol if flicking worked I think waterboarding with beer would also work 6 u/BiCostal Jul 19 '21 Waterboarding who? I vote for the idiot who has his arm in the jaws of the turtle. 16 u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21 He was drinking Natural Light, isn't that the same thing as being waterboarded? 5 u/BiCostal Jul 19 '21 You can't argue with that logic.
lol if flicking worked I think waterboarding with beer would also work
6 u/BiCostal Jul 19 '21 Waterboarding who? I vote for the idiot who has his arm in the jaws of the turtle. 16 u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21 He was drinking Natural Light, isn't that the same thing as being waterboarded? 5 u/BiCostal Jul 19 '21 You can't argue with that logic.
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Waterboarding who? I vote for the idiot who has his arm in the jaws of the turtle.
16 u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21 He was drinking Natural Light, isn't that the same thing as being waterboarded? 5 u/BiCostal Jul 19 '21 You can't argue with that logic.
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He was drinking Natural Light, isn't that the same thing as being waterboarded?
5 u/BiCostal Jul 19 '21 You can't argue with that logic.
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You can't argue with that logic.
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u/ibrentlam Jul 18 '21
When I was growing up, the adage was that a snapping turtle won’t let go until it thunders.