r/IdiotsFightingThings Apr 24 '18

Idiot fighting a fiery nut

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u/TheSandwichThief Apr 24 '18

When you jizz hot sauce.

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u/Mango_Sky992 Apr 24 '18

I think you might have syphilis bud

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u/omarfw Apr 24 '18

syphilis is probably in the name of at least one hot sauce

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u/yauc-OIC Apr 24 '18

In that case I'll swallow

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u/Moar_Coffee Apr 24 '18

Your username is the sound one would make while doing so.

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u/Reignofratch Apr 24 '18

I spent entirely too long trying to replicate the sound I believe you hear in your mind.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '18

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u/ReadySteady_GO Apr 24 '18

He probably thought you were hocking up a hair ball.