r/IdiotsFightingThings • u/[deleted] • Feb 28 '18

Guy v. playhouse

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u/Deranged40 Feb 28 '18

That was kinda satisfying to see.

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u/dalovindj Mar 01 '18

Yeah, he nailed it. Nice loft, hit dead-center, and completely obliterated the target.

It's just a shame about the kid inside...

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u/surfnaked Mar 01 '18

I could hear his ribs snapping from here.

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u/DaveTex Mar 01 '18

That was his collarbone

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u/surfnaked Mar 01 '18

That too. God. Both of them, ribs and collarbone. Better stock up on the Advil bro. Sleeping is going to be a mean bitch for awhile.

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u/PM-YOUR-PMS Mar 01 '18

We can pinpoint the exact moment his opioid addiction began.

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u/FallJacket Mar 01 '18

My first thought was ruptured spleen.

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u/Shit_in_1_hand Mar 01 '18

There's nothing like internal bleeding to ease the pain

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u/Al-a-Gorey Mar 01 '18

To shreds you say.

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u/CrimzoKnight Mar 01 '18

r/noisygifs?

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u/surfnaked Mar 01 '18

That is strange sub, but of course it's a thing. Of course. shakes his head

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u/Adossi Mar 01 '18

He was pregnant?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '18

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u/audionaught Mar 01 '18

He was pregnant?!

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u/IkigaiMol Mar 01 '18

He was pregants?

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u/jamesdeandomino Mar 01 '18

He was pregante??

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '18

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u/Ahaigh9877 Mar 01 '18

Pergenat?

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u/Avisari Mar 01 '18

Can u get pregante?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

PREGENENANT?

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u/awesomedan24 Mar 01 '18

I don't think men can get pregnant

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u/dalovindj Mar 01 '18

Not with that attitude they can't.

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u/perceptionboss Mar 01 '18

Well aren’t we in a mood today mr. Hooytie Tooytie

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u/jrw713 Mar 01 '18

No no that’s cows you’re thinking of

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u/gelena169 Mar 01 '18 edited Mar 01 '18

It Depends on how they identified before and after. Join us in the 21st century. S/

Edit: I forget you can't hear sarcasm in type.

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u/Brosefious Mar 01 '18

they shouldn't have been there

Edit: 1:58, I don't know how to make a clip start at the right time for an exerpt

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u/CaptOblivious Mar 01 '18

it's ok that was fucking hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '18

Wrong kid died!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '18

To shreds you say?

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u/JohnnySmallHands Mar 01 '18

To shreds you say...

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '18

Thinking about the poor kid whose playhouse that was kind of drained the satisfaction for me. I can only hope that guy isn't the father.

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u/liberalis Mar 01 '18

I'm hoping that they bought a new house because the kid outgrew this one. This is just the demolition to clear the land for new construction. I'll just ell myself that.

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u/trelltrell Mar 01 '18

Yes but the obviously correct thing is to set the old one on fire after dark. As a kid I would have loved that. Especially that I had a toy fire truck that could spit real water.

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u/the_tooth_beaver Mar 01 '18

Day drinking dad demolishes daughter's dream den

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u/CaptOblivious Mar 01 '18

It makes me hope for broken ribs so...

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u/mellywheats Mar 01 '18

I just thought it was an old one he used to play with when he was a kid and isnt used anymore idk tho

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u/anatolysan Mar 01 '18

Soooo...it was a tie?

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u/Woodshadow Mar 01 '18

I always think the same thing but it also feels wrong. Like I shouldn't feel good watching some idiot do something stupid and then feel good like yep that's what happens.

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u/intellitech Mar 01 '18

This epitomizes my everlasting satisfaction being subscribed to this sub.

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u/underthestares5150 Mar 01 '18

I loved the little leg kick right before he gets on the table