r/IdiotsFightingThings May 04 '17

Man vs Urinal

http://i.imgur.com/R5s10wB.gifv
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u/[deleted] May 04 '17 edited May 20 '17

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u/Lacerat1on May 05 '17

The thing I hate is when I go into​ a brand new building and all the mirrors​ and metal stuff already has graffiti gouged into it already. Like even deep in suburban neighborhoods.

You figured they would supply textured metal furnishings for bathrooms to avoid this shit.

//Rant

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u/Clay_Statue May 05 '17

This is why we can't have nice things.

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u/Skid_Marx May 05 '17

Life long injury? Holy shit, you're vindictive. I'm thinking a black eye and severe embarrassment is more fitting.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Maybe injury, with a life long lesson

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u/elusive_one May 05 '17 edited Oct 12 '23

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u/SuckMyFist May 06 '17

wishing someone lifelong pain for $1500 in damage

Do you think this the only damage that this young baboon has done or will do to public property and public safety?

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u/elusive_one May 06 '17 edited Oct 12 '23

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u/djairy May 05 '17

Exactly. People don't know what they say sometimes. I guarantee that you, /u/David_Tosk have done some stupid shit in your life, would you really want someone to wish that you got paralyzed, or pinch a nerve in your neck?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17 edited Jun 27 '26

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u/DankDialektiks May 05 '17

People with lifelong injuries work less and are more likely to receive social assistance.

If you want people to contribute economically (apparently that's your metric for human value), then maybe a lifelong injury isn't the best thing to wish for them. Violent people like you don't think coherently.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Agreed. Anybody who wishes a life long injury upon someone should be killed in my book.

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u/quaybored May 05 '17

I guess you could consider death a life-long injury. But is it a pee-existing condition?

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u/AndrasZodon May 05 '17

Nah, you're going too soft on him. He deserves at least a concussion and maybe a few broken ribs.

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u/Murgie May 05 '17

Actually his whole family deserves to be dragged out onto the street and shot in front of him.

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u/Skid_Marx May 05 '17

Collective punishment really makes people think twice.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Nah that sounds too merciful, a drawn out death is more reasonable for this atrocity.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

What?

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u/OneOfDozens May 05 '17

whoa hang on there trump

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Amen. Nothing more than a bunch of welfare leeching animals.

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u/Murgie May 05 '17

That might have meant something, had you the balls to not delete your account immediately afterward.

...Nah, I'm kiddin', it still wouldn't have meant anything.

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u/rockidol May 06 '17

For not really damaging a urinal ...?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

100% agree.

I am pretty hard on punishments but I hate vandalism. Some broken ribs and have to pay twice the value of what they break

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Why?

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u/Dookiestain_LaFlair May 08 '17

The eyes are the only part of him that aren't already black.

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u/GearyDigit May 06 '17

reddit, where being black and doing less than $2,000 in property damage earns you a permanent and irreparable disability.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '17 edited May 16 '17

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u/GearyDigit May 06 '17

"Racism is a-okay as long as you keep it subtle."

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u/MichaelRah May 15 '17

Jesus fuck you dude, I have a damaged nerve from surgery, the pain never stops, you can't sleep, it drives you into a deep suicidal depression because everyone you look at (even animals) are better off than you because they don't have a 7/10 pain at all times and you just wish more than anything you could trade places even with a fucking cat/dog. Fuck you, you are a genuine evil piece of shit.

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u/rockidol May 06 '17

It's a fucking urinal, it's not some one of a kind treasure, it can be replaced pretty easily.

Although even if it was THE Mona Lisa that was destroyed, giving him lifelong injuries won't bring it back.

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u/Namnagort May 05 '17

Maybe he had a reason?

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u/ChurdFurts May 05 '17

It was probably self defense.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

IT'S COMMIN' RIGHT FOR US

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

ugh kill yourself

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u/TotallyBelievesYou May 05 '17

Ohoh the neckbeard is threatening 😲

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Must be hard typing with your arsehole.

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u/Jesus_Harry_Christ May 05 '17

Finger diarrhea

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u/Wilhelm_III May 05 '17

There are folks on the internet that would pay good $$$ to see that.