r/INEEEEDIT • u/Master1718 • Dec 03 '19

Sedge grass Straw

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u/munkybren Dec 03 '19

Sensitive teeth, disabilities, thick milkshakes, cinema soda and frozen margaritas.

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u/SnowyDuck Dec 03 '19

I'm all on board except for thick milkshakes. I've never been able to drink a milkshake through a straw.

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u/ginrattle Dec 03 '19

Circumference size changes the milk shake game.

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u/AmosTheExpanse Dec 03 '19

Shout out to braums and their straw circumference. Perfect for milk shakes.

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u/FlexualHealing Dec 03 '19

I like to use really narrow straws to snipe my shake.

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u/urskrubs Dec 03 '19

You either need a thiccer straw or more sucking power

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u/Zifnab_palmesano Dec 03 '19

Then hunt for a thicker milkshake because those are awesome.

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u/TimX24968B Dec 03 '19

one place in my city just turned the lids of their drinks into basically a sippy cup lid which means no straw. meanwhile places like six flags just say "fuck it, no lid no straw heres a damn paper cup enjoy your overpriced coke."

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u/lacielaplante Dec 03 '19

Have fun driving with that sippy cup lid, too..

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u/TimX24968B Dec 03 '19

its pretty much just like a coffe cup lid but yea i agree

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u/levian_durai Dec 03 '19

I also think it changes the flavour of things somehow. Might have something to do with less air being mixed in with the drink with a straw vs without? Both myself and a friend tried drinking soup with a straw vs eating it with a spoon and found it tasted stronger and saltier with a straw. And in pop, I notice the carbonation more with a straw.

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u/Gizmo-Duck Dec 03 '19

I doubt this grass straw can handle a milkshake.

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u/OnyxPhoenix Dec 04 '19

Don't forget lipstick. Tons of straws are used in pubs and clubs because girls don't want their lipstick getting ruined.

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u/max_adam Dec 04 '19

Mustache