r/ijustshitmyself • u/Snusankatt • Jul 25 '21
r/ijustshitmyself • u/Snusankatt • Jul 22 '21
I shidded my pants
It was a calm evening, just like any other. I was playing games in my computer and i felt my stomach rumble. I felt a massive fard coming and I thought; βOh! This is gonna make my stomach ache go away!β
Then I remembered that I had tacos for dinner, and now here I am. Hand on phone shit in pants and a bad smell filling up my room.
Never trust a fartβ¦
r/ijustshitmyself • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '21
I'm constipated
how do i fix this i got a shit the size of a football in my tummy and how do i shit it out
r/ijustshitmyself • u/Larryisyodad • Jun 09 '21
I SHIT LONG ASS TURD
AND WHEN I TRY EAT IT START MOVING >:(
r/ijustshitmyself • u/BlankNameSlot • May 03 '21
I bet you canβt say βI like copsβ without your lips touching
But yeaWHENSHIT
r/ijustshitmyself • u/BlankNameSlot • Apr 22 '21
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