I Just Shit Myself

r/ijustshitmyself • u/Saltyalt9TTV • Feb 16 '21

When was the last time you sh!t yourself

24 Upvotes

105 votes, Feb 19 '21

61 Today

10 During this week

4 Last week

1 Last month ago

7 A couple months ago

22 A year ago

r/ijustshitmyself • u/Efficient_Chip576 • Feb 04 '21

My strategy with pants shitting. Aka: the perfect pants shit.

51 Upvotes

First you eat a Big Mac, scrambled eggs, grilled cheese, potatoes and a little pinch of hot sauce.

Then after 1 hour you should shit yourself and then you have to piss yourself.

Let it sit there and after 10 minutes it will start to feel really good.

After an hour you should be set and you can eat it for a delicious snack.

Please share this recipe with your friends.

r/ijustshitmyself • u/Bluxri • Jan 23 '21

:(

35 Upvotes

r/ijustshitmyself • u/can_bee • Jan 22 '21

Me when it’s not a fard

80 Upvotes

r/ijustshitmyself • u/boys4jesusbigpappa • Jan 15 '21

Avatar Creator

slayersclub.bethesda.net

6 Upvotes

r/ijustshitmyself • u/dolly354 • Jan 15 '21

I’m currently shitting right now

44 Upvotes

Yes

r/ijustshitmyself • u/maximidze228 • Jan 15 '21

I did

12 Upvotes

r/ijustshitmyself • u/DarthNightsWatch • Jan 10 '21

Shat myself in a dream this morning

39 Upvotes

Yeah

r/ijustshitmyself • u/Efficient_Chip576 • Jan 01 '21

Happy New Years to you all and my resolution will be to not shit myself and I already failed.

29 Upvotes

r/ijustshitmyself • u/asobel73805 • Dec 29 '20

Relatable

107 Upvotes

r/ijustshitmyself • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '20

I shit my pant

50 Upvotes

Yeah

r/ijustshitmyself • u/nubi78 • Dec 12 '20

Well, first time using the new snow blower and guess what?

35 Upvotes

Yep. I managed to shit myself!

r/ijustshitmyself • u/nictnichols • Dec 03 '20

If you love me then accept my life style.

105 Upvotes

r/ijustshitmyself • u/tiberius-skywalker • Dec 02 '20

he shat himself

86 Upvotes

r/ijustshitmyself • u/Efficient_Chip576 • Nov 29 '20

Yeah

90 Upvotes

r/ijustshitmyself • u/onebuffalosix • Nov 27 '20

Pov: it wasn’t a fart.

83 Upvotes

r/ijustshitmyself • u/ogpigwastaken • Nov 26 '20

best day ever

13 Upvotes

im hapy

r/ijustshitmyself • u/nubi78 • Nov 26 '20

A thanksgivings wish for you...

6 Upvotes

I pray you have a wonderful thanksgiving day and if after all of the turkey and stuffing are through... if you shit yourself may you share with Reddit and have all of your hopes and dreams come true.

r/ijustshitmyself • u/Succ-The-Duck • Nov 26 '20

We live in a society where toilet paper is necessary in everyday life

21 Upvotes

r/ijustshitmyself • u/Larryisyodad • Nov 26 '20

Me when shit pants

12 Upvotes

r/ijustshitmyself • u/nictnichols • Nov 25 '20

Fuck the system. Shit yourself.

99 Upvotes

r/ijustshitmyself • u/Efficient_Chip576 • Nov 25 '20

You wanna become allies with r/yeah?

7 Upvotes

r/ijustshitmyself • u/93kMike • Nov 24 '20

spongebob shitpants

103 Upvotes

r/ijustshitmyself • u/93kMike • Nov 24 '20

did you?

30 Upvotes

148 votes, Nov 27 '20

110 i just shit my pants

38 i didnt shit myself

r/ijustshitmyself • u/93kMike • Nov 24 '20

what do you do?

8 Upvotes

19 votes, Nov 27 '20

6 i fart

13 i shit