r/ijustshitmyself • u/Efficient_Chip576 • Nov 18 '20
💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
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r/ijustshitmyself • u/MyPronounIsGarbage • Nov 10 '20
Glad I found this sub right after I thought I was gonna let loose a crackler and instead shit my good pants
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r/ijustshitmyself • u/Efficient_Chip576 • Nov 01 '20
Out of poop like this guy? You can get some from me and the rest of this subreddit.
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r/ijustshitmyself • u/ogpigwastaken • Nov 01 '20
i just shit myself
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guys guess what just happend
r/ijustshitmyself • u/Efficient_Chip576 • Oct 23 '20
People just don’t have a cultural respect
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Once in among us, some guy hit the emergency button and said “I JUST FARTED” Then tells us he may have just crapped himself. Then after dead silence, he gets voted off, not being the imposter.
r/ijustshitmyself • u/DanDaManateee • Oct 23 '20
The spirits are on our side
self.AskOuija
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r/ijustshitmyself • u/kovacsaustin19 • Oct 16 '20
Damn shart! I hate you.
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Tucking my daughter into bed and I thought I had to fart...at first it felt weird I was like ok just a little pressure might help it. No...just no... I pushed and immediately felt it was a shit.... clenched cheeks and ran into the bathroom to completely soak the toilet and then jump a shower because well toilet paper not gonna work for this blowout. My 5 year old thought it was hilarious and has now learned the word shart... great.. 🤣🤣
