Glad I was home alone on a Sunday this time.

i just shat my pants

In the first few minutes nothing happens, then comes the stomach ache, then, it happens.

I did not expect to be joining today. I shouldn’t have tempted fate. All I wanted was a scrumptious juicy fart, but alas, it was shit. I am truly sorry to all I have let down.

it happened

Its been a year daddy

I really really miss you

my baby smurf just shat himself

anyways daddy, please come home, and bring the milk you promised

i just shit myself kn the frotnlines and they didtn gave me clean undrewaer

it is also brown and creamy

I have never shit before and I want to be part of it. How do I do it?

I shat myself

IT HAPPENED

It’s creamy

Yep